We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga.
“Hell-O” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Rachel Berry (4), Jesse St. James (3), Brittany Pierce (2), Kurt Hummel (1), Finn Hudson (1), Santana Lopez (1), Azimio (1)
We are going to rule this school!
[Karofsky, Azimo and another football player approach Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes and splash slushies over them.]
Welcome to Loserville! Population: you!
Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 'Cause I think I'm dating Rachel, or at least she sure thinks I am.
Lionel Richie, uh? One of my favorites.
Oh, my God, you're Jesse St. James. You're in Vocal Adrenaline.
And you're Rachel Berry. I saw your performance in sectionals. Your rendition of Don't Rain On My Parade was flawed. You totally lacked Barbra's emotional depth. But you're talented. This is one of my favorite haunts. I like to come and flip through the celebrity biographies; pick up some lifestyle tips. I'm a senior now, so this year is kinda my victory lap. Snagging a fourth consecutive national championship would just be gravy. I'm getting out of Ohio soon. I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California, Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.
What do you say we take her for a spin?
Here? No-no, I'm kinda nervous.
I remember when I used to get nervous. C'mon. I do this all the time. I like to give impromptu concerts to the homeless. It's so important to give back.
Did you see what Rachel was wearing today?
Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli.
Sometimes I forget my middle name.
[at Carmel High auditorium to talk to Jesse, with a bright spotlight on her face) Who is there? I carry a rape whistle.
[chuckling] Just me. [Rachel sighs] Most spots are 2500 watts, this one is ten times brighter. We have to wear sunscreen onstage, but it's worth it.
Guess everything is bigger and brighter here. [Jesse chuckles and turns the spot off] I have to ask you something, and I need you to tell me the truth, otherwise there will be consequences - life and death consequences. Because if I give myself to you, and it turns out that you're just playing me, I might die. Okay, not literally, but emotionally. It'll be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbra in 'The Way They Were'.
[laughing and holds Rachel] Oh my God.
What?
You're more of a drama queen than I am. [after a moment he holds out a hand to Rachel] Hi, I'm Jesse.
I know who you are.
You know Jesse St. James, the star of Vocal Adrenaline, your competition at Regionals. I wanna introduce you to Jesse - the guy who is nuts about you. The guy who would never hurt you.
[sighing and holds Jesse] No one can know.
I understand.
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