“I Do” · Season 4, Episode 14
In this episode: Sue Sylvester (2), Rachel Berry (1), Finn Hudson (1), Emma Pillsbury (1)
So, do you believe all that stuff you tell yourself about, you know, labels, and mature conversations, Sex and the City, really?
You think I'm lying to you?
I think you're lying to yourself. And I think that the reason you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else.
Today is the day we honor St. Valentine, a man publicly beheaded for defying his government by exchanging candies and chocolates to nonsensically render the objects of our affection more fat and less attractive.
Um, Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can't think straight. I'm just really, really worried that this isn't going to work.
Well, of course it isn't going to work. You're a weird bird lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD. And Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children. And his best friend? Nineteen.
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