Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.
“Vitamin D” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Will Schuester (3), Terri Schuester (3), Rachel Berry (2), Kurt Hummel (1), Quinn Fabray (1), Sue Sylvester (1), Puck (1), Emma Pillsbury (1)
While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times of economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe, because if there's two things America needs right now it's sunshine and optimism. Also angels.
We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.
PPuck
What's a mash-up?
SMr. Schue
A mash-up is when you take two songs and mash them together to create an even richer explosion of musical expression.
I've got to figure out some way to motivate them.
Okay, well, you, um you could, well, what about a sticker board? That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid. All right, so I do a chore, and then I get a star, and then-
Oh, dear God. Please please stop talking. I'm trying desperately to ignore the treacly sweet insanity of your asinine conversation but now I've got bile in my mouth and I will hold my tongue no further. You know what this is? This is a list of my Cheerios. Every week I pick someone at random, and I kick 'em out.
Yeah, well, in Glee club we do things a little bit differently.
Oh, yeah, Will? How's that workin' out for you? You have to remember something. We're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them. Without it, their bones won't grow properly. So if you want results with a kid you find that competitive animal within, and unleash it. [to Emma] Oh and that blouse is just insane. [gets up and leaves]
...Can't believe she's allowed to teach at this school.
Um, is-is everything okay, Terri? - You-You never visit me at work.
Oh, I'm not visiting. No. You've been so stressed about our finances lately that I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job. I'm the new school nurse.
But you're not a nurse. You don't have any training.
Oh please, Will. It's a public school.
I need to talk to you about the baby.
Is everything okay? Wait, you're not having it right now, are you?
What!? No! Aren't you supposed to be a nurse?
Mmmhmm!
You being here is not good for our marriage.
Spending time together is not good for our marriage?
Not every minute! We used to come home every night and talk about our day. Now we have nothing to say to each other.
[cut to Will and Terri having a mostly silent dinner]
...A lot of ants on the sidewalk today.
...Pretty late in the season for that.
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