Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

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I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care!

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Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

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Oh my God, it's the Gerber Baby.

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And then I said to Justin Timberlake, "That's not eggnog!"

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The future used to be such an abstract idea. And, the dream was enough, you know? Now the future has the nerve to show up and it's expecting us to do something and it's not interested in giving a lending hand.

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[reading] Dear Kurt, Happy Valentine's Day. I think I love you. [looks up with a confused expression] Wait, you think you love me?

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Karofsky.

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The only cure for loneliness is cake.

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My first week at NYADA and the most surprising thing about college is it's just like high school. It's all about the cliques. The stage combat majors are the jocks. The classical acting majors are the preps. The ballerinas are the mean girls. And if they're at the top of the social pyramid, then once again, I'm at the bottom.

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[to Rachel] You are a diva. And you have been a nightmare. But you're not a diva because you're a nightmare. You're a diva because you're talented, and ambitious, and because no one else in the world can do what you, Rachel Berry, can do. That's what being a diva's all about. Being an original. One of a kind. So hold the nightmare, but bring the diva.

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My most guilty pleasure of late: my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.

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Ever since Finn died, I've been going about my business, but I've also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.

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You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

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Trust is a choice.

Kurt Hummel

She made a fake elevator, which she trapped us (Kurt and Blaine) in. And then pumped airborne drugs through the vents and built a small robot that forced us to kiss while it watched and made noises.