Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

Kurt

Has anyone literally died on stage?

Blaine

[looks over] Are you nervous?

Kurt

Please don't judge me. This is the first time I've had a solo in front of a competition audience. I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics or I'm going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. [looks over at Blaine] Okay, you can judge me.

Blaine

I think it's adorable. I think you're adorable. And- and the only people who're going to dying tonight are the people in that audience because you and I are going to kill this thing. Come on, let's go.

Kurt

Why did you pick me to sing that song with?

Blaine:

[nervously] Kurt, there's a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.

Kurt

[smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again]

Kurt

Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.

Blaine:

You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?

Mercedes

Well guys, [looks at her watch] it's noon. Which means, it's official.

Sam

What's official?

Kurt

My transfer! Kurt Hummel is back at McKinley!

You won't listen to me, You won't listen to Finn

Kurt

But she will listen to Barbra Streisand. Thanks Puck, I'll take it from here, but only I can lead this Barbra-vention.

Rachel

Is she here?

Kurt

Of course not, this is a mall in Ohio.

Kurt

Isn't it great that prom is so inclusive this year?

Blaine

Someone for everyone.

Kurt

[looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.

Santana

[crying] How could my running mate win and I didn't? I mean, just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.

Brittany

It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

Santana

Can't I just have one night when I'm queen?

Santana

Where I'm accepted?

Kurt'

No way.

Quinn

There's no way I'm staying here. I'm going to transfer.

Santana

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Kurt

Have you noticed no-one has said boo to me this week?

Dave

(smiles) That's cause Bully-whips are protecting you.

Kurt

Maybe. But maybe no-one has been harassing me because nobody cares.

Dave

Your dreaming

Kurt

Okay. I'm saying that everyone in the school is ready to embrace the gay. But maybe as least they have evolved enough to be different.

Kurt

(noticing Dave starting to cry) What's wrong?

Dave

I'm so freaking sorry, Kurt. I'm just so sorry for what i did to you.

Kurt

I know. I know.

Dave

(noticing a girl walking by) Cool. Thanks. Remember... you wait for me here, alright?

Jesse

You do know that song was meant? to be sung by a woman, right?

Kurt

Yes, I'm aware.

Kurt

A year and a half ago, the New Directions were nothing but a group of six misfits stumbling their way through a horrific rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat". Now, here we are at the top of the show choir heap. Nationals!

Tina

I wanna hit up Central Park, get my frolic on!

I wanna throw stuff off the Brooklyn Bridge.

Finn

Guys hold on, I mean, we still have two songs to write.

Kurt

Okay, Mr Bossypants. But I think we have some time for a tune before we leave. [begins to sing] Start spreading the news. [everyone begins to join in] I'm leaving today. I wanna be a part of it. New York, New York!

Rachel

Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadway's longest running show ever; Cats!

Kurt

Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.

Brittany

I have pills for that.

Will

Now, you are all on lockdown until you finish writing our songs for Nationals. I want at least two solid verses by the time I get back.

Tina

Aren't you going to help us?

Will

I um, I will be back and read your amazing creations and give notes, but right now I have to head to the theatre to fill out some paper work.

Kurt

We all just looked at the top ten list for showcase and we all just went numb. And then Jesse just kept going on and on about how Rachel and Finn's kiss was what cost us nationals.

Blaine

While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.

Kurt

And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses head.

Kurt

I mean, on the plane ride home it was completely silent, like no one said a word. We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.

Blaine

Wait a second...I don't get it. You don't seem that sad at all.

Kurt

It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had breakfast at Tiffany's, I sung on a Broadway stage.

Blaine

I love you.

Kurt

[silent for a few seconds] I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

Kurt

Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the Broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.

Sam

I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.