Gilmore Girls · Season 7
Ooo. Angelina and Brad had their baby. Months and months ago!
Yea you're a little behind the times.
This is the problem with having two kids under the age of four. World events just pass you by. I cannot believe Britney is driving with her baby in her lap like that. What is she doing with that guy by the way.
You'll be glad to know they've since broken up. Although turns out he was kinda a stabilizing influence in her life, who knew?
You may have kids who want to study the Bible.
Trust me, my kids are not going to want to study the Bible.
You don't know what your kids are going to want. Do you think your mom thought she was going to get a kid who loved Jane's Addiction? You might get kids who are nuts for Exodus, crazy for Deuteronomy and then what? You want them hiding their Bibles under the floorboards?
[to Rory] You didn't hear about the fight? Me and my Mom. Classic Kim family grudgefest? If it weren't for your mom we might have gone the way of Pretty Girls Make Graves. They were so young but they had so many albums left in them. Here's the thing. My kids are going to need that too, you know when they're hiding Bibles and they can't stand me so what I wanted to know was. Would you be their Lorelai Gilmore?
God, I can't believe you bought a boat in a day. It used to take you a week to buy a t-shirt.
Yeah well, things change.
Well, I need for it to say more than that. I'm hoping to hear from the San Francisco Chronicle, the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press
Well, you can't ask one suit to say so much. You know, why don't you just get the suit that says something local? 'Cause you know those other cities are so far away, so expensive, so tiring. Plus you know you can get a great cup of coffee in New York. I don't know about those other cities. They have crappy crappy coffee.
Mmm hmm. Like Seattle?
And he's getting to be a serious pain in the "you know what".
The nose? The ear?
Would it give you that much pleasure to hear me say "ass"?
Well, I wasn't sure but, yes.
[Richard enters office in a blue tracksuit.]
Emily... Oh, hi, Lorelai.
Hi Dad. Nice threads. You having lunch with Tony Soprano?
[Lorelai puts the car window down a bit]
Lorelai, What are you doing?
It's stuffy.
[Window starts going up]
It's too cold to have the window down.
Mom, just let me have it down.
[Window goes down again.]
Lorelai, stop playing with the window.
[Window starts going up]
I'm not playing with it, I just want it down and you're making it go...are you kidding me? Mother, I'm putting it...I'm putting it...Uh! Mom!
[Emily locks the window closed]
It's called a child lock, appropriately enough.
I thought you weren't supposed to see the bride in her gown before you got married.
Yeah, and if the bride sees a lizard crossing the road that's bad luck too.
Oh well, haven't seen a lizard, but too late on the dress because he zipped me up.
Oh no, where's the zip-up on the bad-luck o'meter?
I'm not sure but we better throw some salt over your shoulders just in case.
I'm not sure if I have salt but I may have some Splenda.
No, I just wanted to walk you to your room, seeing that this isn't the safest neighborhood.
Mom. Now I feel like I should walk you back to the car. And then you're gonna feel like you should walk me back. And we're going to be stuck in a terrible loop and neither of us has the shoes for that.
Oh Grandma, you should stay. We're going to get junk food from the vending machine. Watch a movie. C'mon, don't you like Dots?
Seriously Rory, I can't stay.
Too late, I'm already getting you a Little Debbie.
Ah. Whatever.
Michel. People stopped saying "whatever" five years ago.
Whatever. I'm outie 5000.
Okay, I need to pick out a coat. A trenchcoat would be too "All the President's Men" but my blue coat would be too "His Girl Friday". What to do?
Seriously, Huntzberger. You're used to living in a place with doormen and Danish furniture and refridgerators so fancy that magnets won't stick to them. This craphole's smaller than the walk in closet in your last pad.
I noticed that the Colonial Butterchurners are having an exhibition at the antiquarian society...
This is the town with the Sistene Chapel right?
Oh yeah, and don't forget to show him the pyramids. You know, kittycorner from the Wailing Wall.
Of course we have guest towels. Guest towels. Fancy way of saying towels that are clean.
Oh, Logan's a lovely young man. He's very nice and polite and funny. He's got that hair, you know. That hair that can sell shampoo to a bald man.
[walks back into Luke's] Hey.
Well, well, well. I always suspected this day would come.
Hi, Kirk.
You're not getting this seat back.
Huh?
You can't. It's mine now. And frankly, I can see why you hogged it for so long.
What?
It's clearly the best stool in the joint. It's close to the cash register and the kitchen, which guarantees plenty of face time with the boss. Climate wise, it's positioned between two air conditioning vents, which creates a nice cross ventilation, never...
Kirk, you can have the seat.
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