Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 16
“Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?” · Season 7, Episode 16
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Lane Kim (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Luke Danes (1), Sookie St. James (1)
Yes but Mr. Nash, you are forgetting about the first pancake phenomenon.
Eh?
Yes the first pancake you know? You always throw it out...
Why do you throw out the first pancake?
Cause the griddles too hot it gets burned.
Oh my God. Next year no excuses. We are making you that audition tape for Top Chef.
Ooo. Angelina and Brad had their baby. Months and months ago!
Yea you're a little behind the times.
This is the problem with having two kids under the age of four. World events just pass you by. I cannot believe Britney is driving with her baby in her lap like that. What is she doing with that guy by the way.
You'll be glad to know they've since broken up. Although turns out he was kinda a stabilizing influence in her life, who knew?
You may have kids who want to study the Bible.
Trust me, my kids are not going to want to study the Bible.
You don't know what your kids are going to want. Do you think your mom thought she was going to get a kid who loved Jane's Addiction? You might get kids who are nuts for Exodus, crazy for Deuteronomy and then what? You want them hiding their Bibles under the floorboards?
[to Rory] You didn't hear about the fight? Me and my Mom. Classic Kim family grudgefest? If it weren't for your mom we might have gone the way of Pretty Girls Make Graves. They were so young but they had so many albums left in them. Here's the thing. My kids are going to need that too, you know when they're hiding Bibles and they can't stand me so what I wanted to know was. Would you be their Lorelai Gilmore?
God, I can't believe you bought a boat in a day. It used to take you a week to buy a t-shirt.
Yeah well, things change.
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