Will there be food on the plane?
There will be food. But airplane food is one of life's cruel jokes. So we have snacks up the wazoo.
S7 E7French Twist
You should call your "Girls Gone Wild" friends. They seem delightful in a get crazy drunk in Cancun and flash your breasts kind of way.
Mom, I'm pregnant! We waited until after we were married. If you don't believe us we have a note from the doctor which doesn't prove anything but it's true!
Hit me! Hit me!
I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.
He didn't say so much as chortle.
No room service? And no mini-bar? But two toilets? Where are their priorities?
Let me float another plan
Don't say float unless there's a root beer attached to it!
So wide awake I could watch the Ken Burns' documentary of Sadd and I wouldn't fall asleep.
There are a 104 fleur de li's stenciled on the ceiling that's how wide awake I am.
I kept trying to hum Brahms' lullaby in my head but it kept morphing into Purple Rain and purple rain made me think of jam, which made me think of English muffins slathered in grape jam.
S7 E8Introducing Lorelai Planetarium
ASAP. So please call me. STASAP. Sooner than as soon as possible.
I need an open mind. Are you giving me an open mind?
OK its open.
Wide open?
Yea yea. Blue skies. Green grass. Vistas as far as the eyes can see.
I want you to picture. On this wall. A waterfall. You know like one of those wall waterfalls. They're really soothing.
Slam.
What's that?
The sound of my mind closing.
[Pours Rory a glass of wine]
After trying 10 varietals, note the use of the word varietals.
Noted.
Believe me you tend to believe them.
We were drunk by the end of the tour. We bought a case.
Here. Try a snail.
No thanks see I had a lunch of bugs and lizards I think I'm good...Well how's it taste?
Sorta like a buttered gummy bear.
I look good in peach.
Exactly. Men who buy peach shirts buy them because they think they look good in peach which means they really thought about it which means they are obsessed with their looks!
I am not obsessed with my looks!
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you a peach shirt!
Alright just leave my stuff alone!
Oh my God. You dirty thief.
Excuse me?
You stinking, lying, sneaking, ratty, dirty thief!
What?
This is my Police Synchronicity T-shirt! I have been missing this for 22 years! I asked you if you had it, I looked you right in the face and you denied it!
I lied.
Oh! You lied! You lied! You know how long I looked for this? days and days and I accused my mother of throwing it out and she said she didn't and OH my God I hated her and Oh my God I coulda had the best relationship with my mother if you had not stolen my shirt!
S7 E9Knit, People, Knit!
Yes Lorelai you may open your present. For heaven's sake you're like a dolphin at feeding time.
Lorelai': [on the answering machine] Hey! Just wanted to know that Christopher and I are back from Paris. Gigi's all set. And uh...we just...ended up uh...getting married...so anyway see you Friday, Bye!
Isn't that lovely? ...Your father and I plan to treasure it forever. We're going to have it as a keepsake, or a memento. Remember when Lorelai told us she was married?
Ah yes, and what was it exactly she said?
It was something like this: [pushes answering machine play button].
Look at you knitting away, just like a proper married lady: the picture of domesticity.
Ha ha ha.
So what's for breakfast, Martha Stewart? Poached eggs, blueberry muffins? Oh, is there going to be fresh squeezed orange juice? Cuz I'd really appreciate it if you could strain the pulp.
Yeah, I got your strained pulp right here, buddy.
So what exactly are you knitting?
It doesn't matter what I'm knitting, I just am knitting to knit.
Someone's philosophical.
No, someone is in training for the knitathon, and we get pledged by the skein, so I'm just working on my speed.
Knitathon?
Yeah, you didn't hear about the knitathon?
No, I didn't hear about the knitathon. You want something?
Yeah. Poached eggs and some orange juice pulp.
He's going on a man-date with Jackson.
Cute, a mandated man-date?
Yes, it was suggested enthusiastically.
That upside twisted slammer was living up to its name, man. I don't know if I'm more twisted or slammed.
MMarty
I'm both. I think I had three of them? Or was it four?
You know, the last time I saw you drunk, you were passed out naked outside of my dorm room.
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