Will there be food on the plane?
There will be food. But airplane food is one of life's cruel jokes. So we have snacks up the wazoo.
Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 7
“French Twist” · Season 7, Episode 7
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Christopher Hayden (2), Paris Geller (1), Lane Kim (1), Zack (1), Gigi (1)
Will there be food on the plane?
There will be food. But airplane food is one of life's cruel jokes. So we have snacks up the wazoo.
You should call your "Girls Gone Wild" friends. They seem delightful in a get crazy drunk in Cancun and flash your breasts kind of way.
Mom, I'm pregnant! We waited until after we were married. If you don't believe us we have a note from the doctor which doesn't prove anything but it's true!
Hit me! Hit me!
I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.
He didn't say so much as chortle.
No room service? And no mini-bar? But two toilets? Where are their priorities?
Let me float another plan
Don't say float unless there's a root beer attached to it!
So wide awake I could watch the Ken Burns' documentary of Sadd and I wouldn't fall asleep.
There are a 104 fleur de li's stenciled on the ceiling that's how wide awake I am.
I kept trying to hum Brahms' lullaby in my head but it kept morphing into Purple Rain and purple rain made me think of jam, which made me think of English muffins slathered in grape jam.
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