Yes Lorelai you may open your present. For heaven's sake you're like a dolphin at feeding time.
“Knit, People, Knit!” · Season 7, Episode 9
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (2), Emily Gilmore (2), Christopher Hayden (1), Richard Gilmore (1)
Lorelai': [on the answering machine] Hey! Just wanted to know that Christopher and I are back from Paris. Gigi's all set. And uh...we just...ended up uh...getting married...so anyway see you Friday, Bye!
Isn't that lovely? ...Your father and I plan to treasure it forever. We're going to have it as a keepsake, or a memento. Remember when Lorelai told us she was married?
Ah yes, and what was it exactly she said?
It was something like this: [pushes answering machine play button].
Look at you knitting away, just like a proper married lady: the picture of domesticity.
Ha ha ha.
So what's for breakfast, Martha Stewart? Poached eggs, blueberry muffins? Oh, is there going to be fresh squeezed orange juice? Cuz I'd really appreciate it if you could strain the pulp.
Yeah, I got your strained pulp right here, buddy.
So what exactly are you knitting?
It doesn't matter what I'm knitting, I just am knitting to knit.
Someone's philosophical.
No, someone is in training for the knitathon, and we get pledged by the skein, so I'm just working on my speed.
Knitathon?
Yeah, you didn't hear about the knitathon?
No, I didn't hear about the knitathon. You want something?
Yeah. Poached eggs and some orange juice pulp.
He's going on a man-date with Jackson.
Cute, a mandated man-date?
Yes, it was suggested enthusiastically.
That upside twisted slammer was living up to its name, man. I don't know if I'm more twisted or slammed.
MMarty
I'm both. I think I had three of them? Or was it four?
You know, the last time I saw you drunk, you were passed out naked outside of my dorm room.
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