ASAP. So please call me. STASAP. Sooner than as soon as possible.
“Introducing Lorelai Planetarium” · Season 7, Episode 8
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Christopher Hayden (4), Rory Gilmore (2)
I need an open mind. Are you giving me an open mind?
OK its open.
Wide open?
Yea yea. Blue skies. Green grass. Vistas as far as the eyes can see.
I want you to picture. On this wall. A waterfall. You know like one of those wall waterfalls. They're really soothing.
Slam.
What's that?
The sound of my mind closing.
[Pours Rory a glass of wine]
After trying 10 varietals, note the use of the word varietals.
Noted.
Believe me you tend to believe them.
We were drunk by the end of the tour. We bought a case.
Here. Try a snail.
No thanks see I had a lunch of bugs and lizards I think I'm good...Well how's it taste?
Sorta like a buttered gummy bear.
I look good in peach.
Exactly. Men who buy peach shirts buy them because they think they look good in peach which means they really thought about it which means they are obsessed with their looks!
I am not obsessed with my looks!
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you a peach shirt!
Alright just leave my stuff alone!
Oh my God. You dirty thief.
Excuse me?
You stinking, lying, sneaking, ratty, dirty thief!
What?
This is my Police Synchronicity T-shirt! I have been missing this for 22 years! I asked you if you had it, I looked you right in the face and you denied it!
I lied.
Oh! You lied! You lied! You know how long I looked for this? days and days and I accused my mother of throwing it out and she said she didn't and OH my God I hated her and Oh my God I coulda had the best relationship with my mother if you had not stolen my shirt!
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