Lorelai and Christopher in “French Twist”

Lorelai

I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.

Christopher

He didn't say so much as chortle.

Lorelai

No room service? And no mini-bar? But two toilets? Where are their priorities?

Christopher

Let me float another plan

Lorelai

Don't say float unless there's a root beer attached to it!