[Luke argues with Kirk at the latter's makeshift outdoor diner.]
You're gonna sue me, after you crash a car into my diner and bust a giant hole in my wall?!
For all you know, I could have brain damage.
Oh, I'm pretty sure you do.
S7 E2That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee
[Rory returns home to find the house lavishly decorated in an Oriental theme.]
I see you feng-shui'ed the furniture.
It was so un-feng-shui'ed before, it was ridiculous! Here — to document our journey.
[She hands Rory a camera.]
Xie-xie!
Oh! God bless you.
That's "thank you" in Mandarin.
[Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoon fiasco.]
Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite?
In a manner of speaking. [sighs] I'm pregnant.
. . .
You only did it one time, and — wow! — a baby!
That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!
. . .
[Rory tries to reassure Lane.]
And, already, you are way ahead of a lot of people as far as parenting skills go. Like, Britney? Britney Spears does not know which end of a baby goes up. And Courtney Love? She's no June Cleaver.
Yeah. I bet I could be a better mother than Courtney Love.
My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love. But, yes! Of course you would be. And, Michael Jackson? You know not to name a child "Blanket".
I do know that. Do not name your baby after an inanimate object.
I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow?
Yea that would be a perfect playmate.
When it's naptime they'd be totally set.
And then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over for a little snack.
Banjo, Rachel Griffiths' baby could play for them
And then they could all jump into Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of...what's his face.
Oh Pilot Inspektor Lee!
S7 E3Lorelai's First Cotillion
[about telling the Gilmores about Luke and Lorelai breaking up]
Well just tell them real quick. Like ripping a band-aid off.
Ripping a band-aid off that's been super glued, stapled, and surgically imbedded in my arm.
Just tell them and we can move on. We can talk about more pleasant things like the Middle East.
So, nothing for you. Are you driving tonight?
CCharlotte
Lorelai, I'm only ten.
[Lorelai breaking a pop-tart into several small pieces]
Are you enjoying your breakfast?
I don't know if I like pop-tarts.
Did you fall on your head while you were sleeping?
I don't know. Do I like this? Is this something that I like?
So you fell on your head and now you have some kind of very specific amnesia is that it?
What if I don't wanna do what I wanna do because I wanna do it, but because they don't want me to?
Huh?
I mean what if I don't like what I like because I like it but because my mother doesn't like it. And doesn't want me to like it.
I love you. I know the other night didn't mean for you what it did for me. But I don't regret it and I haven't stopped thinking about it since it happened. Not just because it was great which it was. But because it was right. It was so right Lore and you may not see that right now but I do. And if I have to wait until we're both 80 years old for you to see it then I'll wait. I'm not going anywhere. This is it for me. You're it for me. I can't pretend to feel any less for you than I do. I'm sorry. I just can't.
S7 E4S'Wonderful, S'Marvelous
No! No! A movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy didn't all take place in the car! Dances with Wolves wasn't one long wolf dance. But this was nothing but snakes! Snakes! Snakes! Snakes on a plane! Relentless snakes on a plane!
Did he talk about my sparkling eyes and my glossy raven hair?
Look I'm not going to pass notes between you guys.
What if Emily Post says that's part of the appropriate protocol?
If you can get it in writing from the ghost of Emily Post, then I will pass as many notes as you want....I just want you to be careful.
Is this the sex talk? Because even if the ghost of Emily Post says it's OK. It is just plain weird.
It's OK you know, after breaking up out of a big relationship it's normal to have a rebound thing. A big bouncy rubber ball of a rebound thing. It's good...
But?
But. A rubber ball is a 28 yr old surfer, or a jazz saxophonist who drives a VW bus, or a really cute guy that can't even spell his last name. It's not the father of your only child. Christopher is not your rubber ball. He's a big heavy bowling ball!
[in disbelief] We have to go. We have to pick up my mother. From jail.
[laughs] Your mother's in jail?
Ohhhh, this night keeps getting better and better.
[Lorelai and Christopher at the jail to pick up Emily]
Am I smiling too much?
C[Christopher
You're smiling a lot
Alright I'll try to bring it down a notch.
S7 E5The Great Stink
And did you hear what she called us? 'Adorable.' She called us an 'adorable' couple.
Wait she said that out loud?
Yes. 'Adorable.'
Wow, you want me to go back there and kick her ass?
'Adorable is what you say about a Full House re-run. Its not what you say about something that lasts. The Great Wall of China, the Pyramids...no one called them 'adorable.'
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