Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 5
“The Great Stink” · Season 7, Episode 5
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Christopher Hayden (3), Rory Gilmore (2), Logan Huntzberger (1)
And did you hear what she called us? 'Adorable.' She called us an 'adorable' couple.
Wait she said that out loud?
Yes. 'Adorable.'
Wow, you want me to go back there and kick her ass?
'Adorable is what you say about a Full House re-run. Its not what you say about something that lasts. The Great Wall of China, the Pyramids...no one called them 'adorable.'
[Lorelai pressing the remote buttons for the TiVo]
Not killing it. I'm composing on it. I'm composing a symphony. Finally an instrument I can play!
Gimme that.
No. Not until you explain your choices. The View? Girlfriends? Sabado Gigante? Who controlls this thing, You? or Pedro Almodóvar?
Wow how Dangerous Liaisons of her. She doesn't call, or e-mail and then she sends you a letter with a wax seal that weighs roughly the same as a porterhouse?...Gosh that's a lot of "sorry."
I don't know if its the yoga...or the yoga instructor...she's dating her yoga instructor, Jean Claude or Jean Pierre...I dunno one of those names that always sounds fake.
[on the phone] Hello.
Hey, What’s going on?
Well, Stars Hollow smells like pickles.
Pickles?
Pickles.
Pickles pickles?
Pickles.
Why?
Because a pickle train crashed.
Is this a joke? A long boring joke that I’m not going to get?
No it's no joke, the town smells like pickles because the pickle train was derailed.
A train full of pickles, who knew there was such a thing?
Pickle train conductors, for one. Sounds so fun. I would have been the greatest pickle train conductor. Can you see me, “All aboard you pickles.”
Clearly you missed your calling.
Well luckily there’s you. You're young, you’re clever, you’re our great pickle train conducting hope.
I can’t believe I’m missing this.
Well you can celebrate next year on the anniversary. Now what’s going on with you?
Well, I can’t make it to Friday night dinner tonight, but I have a very good excuse.
Pickle Train Conducting Seminar?
Logan’s in town.
No way!
Yeah he showed up last night. It was a total surprise.
I can’t believe you let me go on and on about pickle train conducting when you had actual news.
You had news, Stars Hollow smells like pickles. I can completely see that scrolling along the CNN crawl.
Logan in town is totally pre-pickle news. How long is he here for?
6 and ½ more hours. He flew in yesterday, bought a company, and he’s flying back out tonight.
Oh my God, what are you guys going to do with your precious remaining hours? Or don’t I want to know.
Mom.
Well, you might be farming rutabagas or something, and I wouldn’t want to know because...boring.
Well, tonight I’m meeting him in Manhattan to celebrate.
Fancy restaurant?
Rutabaga farm, actually. Oh, but I'm sorry about dinner. I didn’t mean to abandon you in your time of need.
No worries. I’m not going to be totally defenseless; I’m bringing your dad.
Really? Wow!
Yeah! I thought it was time he meet the parents.
OK, that is pre-pickle news, my friend.
Aww, this conversation has been a disaster hasn’t it?
Yes it has.
Alright. Brring Brring. Hi Rory, how are you?
Hi, Mom. Logan’s in town.
Oh my goodness, that's wonderful.
We're farming rutabagas.
Oh! You're a filthy child. I will disown you. Bringing your father to dinner. Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, smell, pickle train conducting.
Alas, alack.
Good talk.
The best.
Bye.
It's just no saying killer, no saying whack, no saying rockin' or pimpin' or slamming, capisce?
Fo' shizzle.
There's gotta be an eject button here somehwere...
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