[Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoon fiasco.]
Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite?
In a manner of speaking. [sighs] I'm pregnant.
. . .
You only did it one time, and — wow! — a baby!
That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!
. . .
[Rory tries to reassure Lane.]
And, already, you are way ahead of a lot of people as far as parenting skills go. Like, Britney? Britney Spears does not know which end of a baby goes up. And Courtney Love? She's no June Cleaver.
Yeah. I bet I could be a better mother than Courtney Love.
My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love. But, yes! Of course you would be. And, Michael Jackson? You know not to name a child "Blanket".
I do know that. Do not name your baby after an inanimate object.
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