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No mom, that's not a car, that's a rap video set.
I ordered it especially because it's got the darkest windows available. They said its the car that Jay-Z uses when he's in town. I assume that's some sort of entertainer.They kept telling me it's got bulletproof windows. As if that's a selling point!
Maureen this is my daughter Lorelai. She has a headache. They tend to make her babble.
Oh I'm sorry. Would you like some aspirin?
Oh no thanks I'm ok. I've had the headache for 38 years.
You're grounded!
Sorry, Mom! Kimmy saw this guy at the mall, who was a total Chachi and he bought us a Slurpee and we totally lost track of time.
I called you twice! I left messages. I called the national guard, who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad.
Well, I just checked my messages.
I won't be ignored, Dan!
Well... I... I don't know... You know half the time people speak to me I'm thinking about Baryshnikov. Did you see Turning Point?
No.
Oh, that man was so beautiful.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Pure sex. Walking. Or flying actually. That man could fly. Have you ever thought of taking dance?
Me? No.
Oh, maybe you might wanna think about it. There's nothing sexier than a man in tights.
Yeah, I'm sure that's true. Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by?
Oh, of course I will, honey.
Thanks. Stop imagining me in tights, Patty.
It's a free country, honey!
Well I know how mad you get when I bring the Insane Clown Posse with me.
What's this?
Don't touch that!
Oh my God! It's weapons of mass destruction! Quick! Get the president on the phone! If he's not in the oval office, try the ice cream room!
Voices in my head... totally normal, right?
What?
There's only two. That speak English.
I don't think I ever really loved anyone. Until Luke.
So, what are you gonna do? Only you can make you wait. Nobody else can. You need to decide what you want and what you're willing to give up to get it. And then you've got to be okay with that. Or you've got to be okay with waiting.
I could lose him if I push too hard.
You don't really seem to have him now, at least not the way you want to have him. You won't get anything unless you ask for it. Then if you ask for it and you don't get it, maybe it wasn't worth having in the first place. Some things are just never meant to be. No matter how much we wish they were.
I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch.
She's got a C-Average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly stupid's sometimes easier, I can scare the stupid out of you but the lazy runs deep.
Hell, you were going so fast-
Yeah, that's me! I'm fast...I'm the perfect storm of caffeine and genetics. Ha!
[Sookie has just beaten Michel in an arm wrestling match as Lorelai walk in and silently pours herself a cup of coffee.]
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions! No time for losers... Oh! I'm a fantastic arm wrestler. You know what I think did it? Whisking! All these years of whisking has given me incredible forearm strength. People are always like why take the time to hand whip fresh cream? And I've always been like I don't know why I do it, it's just something I do. But now I know, because I've been training for this day. I mean, Wow! I am strong. And the omelet flipping definitely is part of it. You know when you use one of those really heavy cast iron skillets and you 'flip, flip.' I mean, that's all in the wrist you know? And that's what they say, you know, that's what people say about arm wrestling too, that it's all in the wrist, and Man I have super bionic super power super wrists! I mean who knew I possessed such...Honey? Something's wrong huh?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I guess we don't have to talk about...stuff. Yeah..
Who say we always have to be talking? We can not talk!
Course We can.
[The two pause for a moment]
Okay, we should probably talk about how we're not gonna talk cuz I don't think we should just go right into it.
This pile is Luke's stuff. This pile is stuff that reminds me of Luke.
What's that pile?
That's Babette's intimates.
Oh. Of course.
[Lorelai is rambling to Rory about her sleepless night.]
I mean, how would I pass the time until my one and only offspring, the fruit of my loins…
Too early.
… loin-fruit that she is, straggled out of bed to grace me with her presence? But then I asked myself, "WWTBFCD?", and it came to me in a flash: I'm gonna make waffles!
"What would the Barefoot Contessa do?".
Exactly.
Barefoot's one word.
Shut up, loin-fruit.
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