Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 2
“That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee” · Season 7, Episode 2
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (4), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Lane Kim (2), Luke Danes (1), Kirk Gleason (1)
[Lorelai is rambling to Rory about her sleepless night.]
I mean, how would I pass the time until my one and only offspring, the fruit of my loins…
Too early.
… loin-fruit that she is, straggled out of bed to grace me with her presence? But then I asked myself, "WWTBFCD?", and it came to me in a flash: I'm gonna make waffles!
"What would the Barefoot Contessa do?".
Exactly.
Barefoot's one word.
Shut up, loin-fruit.
[Luke argues with Kirk at the latter's makeshift outdoor diner.]
You're gonna sue me, after you crash a car into my diner and bust a giant hole in my wall?!
For all you know, I could have brain damage.
Oh, I'm pretty sure you do.
[Rory returns home to find the house lavishly decorated in an Oriental theme.]
I see you feng-shui'ed the furniture.
It was so un-feng-shui'ed before, it was ridiculous! Here — to document our journey.
[She hands Rory a camera.]
Xie-xie!
Oh! God bless you.
That's "thank you" in Mandarin.
[Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoon fiasco.]
Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite?
In a manner of speaking. [sighs] I'm pregnant.
. . .
You only did it one time, and — wow! — a baby!
That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!
. . .
[Rory tries to reassure Lane.]
And, already, you are way ahead of a lot of people as far as parenting skills go. Like, Britney? Britney Spears does not know which end of a baby goes up. And Courtney Love? She's no June Cleaver.
Yeah. I bet I could be a better mother than Courtney Love.
My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love. But, yes! Of course you would be. And, Michael Jackson? You know not to name a child "Blanket".
I do know that. Do not name your baby after an inanimate object.
I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow?
Yea that would be a perfect playmate.
When it's naptime they'd be totally set.
And then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over for a little snack.
Banjo, Rachel Griffiths' baby could play for them
And then they could all jump into Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of...what's his face.
Oh Pilot Inspektor Lee!
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