VIVoice in the Street
Town meeting!
What did they say?
There was a clown beating?
Huh! Not again.
S6Just Like Gwen and Gavin
I miss her, okay? I made a mistake and I'm trying to rectify it but nothing is working. She won't talk to me.
Can you blame her?
No. I'm doing everything I can. Flowers, gifts...
All your old standbys, huh?
Books, coffee cart...I'm trying to show her how I feel.
And it sounds like she's trying to show you how she feels.
Look. I figured this was a suicide mission, okay? It's probably something you and Rory will laugh about for years to come. But I'm not giving up until I exhaust all my options and asking for your help is one of them.
Really?
Yes.
You're seriously here to ask for my help with Rory? It's not a joke?
I'm going for broke here.
[dressed "incognito'] Well I should go.
Back to 8 Mile?
Maybe we shouldn't watch this.
It's hard not to.
MSMaple Syrup Taster Guy
Got a bit of tobacco in it. And a bit of marshmallow.
Eww. Now I can't smoke a cigar or eat a marshmallow again.
How does one discover a talent for this?
MSMaple Syrup Taster Guy
Remember. We've got spit buckets if anyone needs one.
Yeah?
DMDelivery Man
UPS. I've got a package for Rory Gilmore?
From?
DMDelivery Man
Harry and David.
Great. Fancy fruit.
Sorry.
[through the door] Step back from the door and keep your hands where I can see them.
Kirk, you needed Carnival game volunteers and I volunteered. What's with the hassle?
Well, we do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. Your choice is unorthodox.
That's because I'm not orthodox. I'm liberal with a touch of reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow!
They're people. You're people. I mean you don't sing, and neither does Luke. But neither does Gwen or Gavin, really.
Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to the S.H., bitch!
S6Friday Night Is All Right for Fighting
Early morning chores?
You know. Milking Cows. Feeding Chickens. Slopping Pigs.
Slopping pigs?
Well. They're certainly not going to slop themselves.
He's completely in shock and he's trying to handle it the best he can.
Drinking?
No.
Xanax?
Once upon a time there was a big house, with thick glass windows, and heavy stone walls, and a slightly pornographic fountain in the driveway. And all the animals in the forest were scared of the house because they thought it was haunted, and so did the all the villagers of Hartfordshire-ville...
Oh, he's perfectly fine with having his personal freedoms slowly stripped away, as long as he's completely unaware that it's happening. Just like a true American.
S6You've Been Gilmored
Solaris?
No. Not again.
I'm telling you there's a story there somewhere.
Yeah. The story is you, calling yourself Mrs. Clooney for two hours.
Number three?
Hmm?
The martini.
Helps settle my stomach.
Really?
What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
You've been Gilmored!
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