“Just Like Gwen and Gavin” quotes from Gilmore Girls

Town meeting!

Lorelai

What did they say?

Luke

There was a clown beating?

Lorelai

Huh! Not again.

Logan

I miss her, okay? I made a mistake and I'm trying to rectify it but nothing is working. She won't talk to me.

Lorelai

Can you blame her?

Logan

No. I'm doing everything I can. Flowers, gifts...

Lorelai

All your old standbys, huh?

Logan

Books, coffee cart...I'm trying to show her how I feel.

Lorelai

And it sounds like she's trying to show you how she feels.

Logan

Look. I figured this was a suicide mission, okay? It's probably something you and Rory will laugh about for years to come. But I'm not giving up until I exhaust all my options and asking for your help is one of them.

Lorelai

Really?

Logan

Yes.

Lorelai

You're seriously here to ask for my help with Rory? It's not a joke?

Logan

I'm going for broke here.

Taylor

[dressed "incognito'] Well I should go.

Lorelai

Back to 8 Mile?

Lorelai

Maybe we shouldn't watch this.

Sookie

It's hard not to.

Got a bit of tobacco in it. And a bit of marshmallow.

Sookie

Eww. Now I can't smoke a cigar or eat a marshmallow again.

Lorelai

How does one discover a talent for this?

Remember. We've got spit buckets if anyone needs one.

Paris

Yeah?

UPS. I've got a package for Rory Gilmore?

Paris

From?

Harry and David.

Paris

Great. Fancy fruit.

Rory

Sorry.

Paris

[through the door] Step back from the door and keep your hands where I can see them.

Lorelai

Kirk, you needed Carnival game volunteers and I volunteered. What's with the hassle?

Kirk

Well, we do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. Your choice is unorthodox.

Lorelai

That's because I'm not orthodox. I'm liberal with a touch of reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow!

Rory

They're people. You're people. I mean you don't sing, and neither does Luke. But neither does Gwen or Gavin, really.

Zack

Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to the S.H., bitch!