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I thought you'd be happy!
Yeah, I am, but sad at the same time. Never been with a woman before?
I`ve got another surprise for you.
What?
Upstairs.
Where?
In the bedroom.
Uh, upstairs in the bedroom. Whatever could it be?
[They are going upstairs.]
Close your eyes.
I'm not scared of it anymore!
They're gonna get cold.
Are they different?
Different than what?
They seem different.
They're nachos. Now eat them.
You used baked chips.
What?!
You did, didn't you? You used baked chips and low fat cheese.
I did not [pauses] use low fat cheese.
HA
How can you tell?
How could you lie?
It tastes the same!
[sighs] The trust Luke! How are we gonna make it if you're constantly trying to keep me healthy?
Fine. Forget it. Die at 60.
Bring me a donut while I wait!?
Hey Lane! Woohoo Lane! [Lane keeps walking] Woo Lane seriously, landing planes over here.
Lorelai, hey!
Hey! Fill me up here. [Lane fills coffee mug] So how's it goin'?
Good.
Good, I haven't seen you the last couple days.
I've been working the lunch shift.
Ooh - something wrong?
Wrong?
Yeah, you're, you're givin' me a Valerie Cherish, and 'I don't wanna see that' [both giggle awkwardly] It's a great show, you should watch it.
I will.
It's canceled.
Oh, sorry.
Well, it's your fault, so...
Oh my God, I just saw the cherubs. Ok, let's think. Maybe if you just strip the wood.
And light a match?
And throw in a little gasoline.
Mom?
I'm in the cockpit.
Oh... add that to the list of things I thought I'd never hear my mother say.
Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai. Let me be frivolous and shallow, will you, please?
Very big. Unless it's a Waiting for Guffman thing and the label guys don't show up. Did I just jinx it?
I don't know. Let's do that unjinxing thing we used to do just in case. [grabs Lane's pinky] Jinx back, double pinky, round the side, double pinky, jinx back [With Lane].
I've set Gigi up with funds for private school, and prep school. And college. And grad school. And Ph.D. school. And a wedding and a divorce if she wants it. And another wedding. Or she can buy a bunch of cats if she wants to and a lifetime supply of popcorn and Twizzlers. ...What do you want? A car. How bout a Bentley they're pretty sweet. Or a new house? Or tract of land to build a new house?
You're too unmaterialistic I've always thought that about you.
If it makes you feel any better I'll ask Rory if she wants a brewery or a Bentley.
Or a castle. Don't forget the castle... It doesn't have to be in Ireland. It can be in Germany. Czech Republic. Scotland. Narnia.
Ok I'm getting very uncomfortable with the Freaky Friday moment we're having here because it means I have to go to Yale, and you have to run the inn. And oh God I hate to think what it means for Luke.
They never invited their priest over to try and talk you out of having sex.
Five times! And on the last one, they triple-teamed with a priest, a rabbi, and a Mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me.
[picking up the coffee cup] What's different?
No Kalhua.
I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 4 and 5 was enough "It Takes a Village" for me. Here we are, apartment 8.
Eight is great.
You have to unlock the middle bolt first. Bottom bolt second. Top lock third. Bottom lock. Kick the door twice and thats it.
Oh my God! Were those gunshots?
No that was just a car backfiring. The real gunfire actually sounds fake. You'll pick it up eventually. They call it ghetto-ear.
Something to look forward to.
I as you know haven't slept through the night since the first time I saw the Wizard of Oz. Thank you Mom.
It's going to be a great term, people. An important term. A term to change the history of the Yale Daily News. The work will be hard. It has to be hard. Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. Please remember that I am your editor. I am not your mother, or your hugger. If you need some love, get a hooker. If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or way to deal. My door is not open to you, ever. You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. Welcome to the Yale Daily News.
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