Futurama · Season 7
Using my fancy technology, I can make an exact copy of this guitar.
Tell me Doctor Beeler, will I need to threaten you?
Not at all! You see nowadays, we can take a unique and beautiful object, and easily reduce it to a formula for mass production! I call the process "Science"!
I failed at my life-long dream again. How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?
But, robot, you can't just make up a folk song like you can a medical diploma, they have to come from the heart!
See this scratch? I tell people she got it while I was doing hard time with a New Hampshire chain gang.
I have a scratch too. From where Dr. Brutaloff slashed me with his finger knives, right after he thawed out of his carbonite, and right before he froze me in his carbonite because you deserted me.
You're always gettin' frozen in stuff. It's your thing, man!
These boys must have hero in their bones, and you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins.
Polar bears don't burn! I've tried many times!
We can have 4 idiots and a fat guy, but no arsonist!
There is no fire department! I sold it to pay for Bender's medal!
I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying.
But here we are, stealing an unlimited supply of birthday grade helium from the unsuspecting moon.
That's the sun.
At night, it's the moon.
Hi, this is Larry Bird calling. Listen, my agent sent me a cartoon script and I've decided I don't wanna be involved in any way.
[whilst editing the G.I. Zapp cartoon] Time for Dickie to get tricky! Aroo!
[a shot pierces his stomach] I'm hit! Oh God it h...
[editing] Tickles!
Fry is d...
[editing] Sleeping!
I will avenge him you heartless...
BASTARDS!!! [grins evilly] It's okay when I say it!
[a rock is thrown into the White House shattering a window]
Is that a rock? I hate rocks!
[repetitive line] Just wait 'til I get my hands on those healthy purple berries!
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