Hooray! I graduated. Time to bend around Europe for a few months, then get a job bending.
S3Bendless Love
Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. What the hell's wrong with you?
Hmm, I'm not quite sure. Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a slight delirium. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
I wish! It's a nickel.
RRobots
[on a picket line] No more bending, no more work! Give us a raise you big fat jerk!
Nevers!
Sorry I got you sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.
You bastard! They treated me like an animal, and that's what I became! [laughs] Nah, you're all right. Good to see ya, buddy.
That's right, baby, I ain't your loverboy Flexo: the guy you love so much you even love anyone pretending to be him!
AAngleyne
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be.
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that!
I'm sad now.
S3The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
PSPet Show Judge
And the grand prize winner...[monotonous] The Hypnotoad.
[The Hypnotoad turns its powers on the crowd, making them all clap at once]
PSPet Show Judge
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
Hi! Today, some bad things happened. One bad thing was, a train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna see? People won't be late for work though. Because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!"
KKen
They travel from world to world making everyone stupid in order to wipe out all thought in the universe.
Wipe out all thought? My God, they're like flying televisions.
Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?
And so, life returned to normal, or at least as normal as it gets in this primitive dirtball inhabited by psychotic apes. Thanks to the effects of the brain waves, the people of Earth have not memory of what had transpired, except Fry, and no one believed him or cared what he had to say. I, meanwhile, returned to my post, ever vigilant, lest Earth again come under brain attack. And when that day comes, God help us. God help us all.
Time for a diapie change.
End transmission.
Good news, everyone! We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet, Tweenis 12, but it mysteriously exploded.
Why is that good news?
They paid in advance.
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
It's a T. It goes "tuh".
Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
Wait a minute! I know what's going on here... you've all become IDIOTS!
Hey, let's all join the Reform Party!
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