I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon on your chest, to crush those who disobey you! But I guess we're just two different people.
S2Put Your Head on my Shoulders
Everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.
Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.
Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?
No, you didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
True. But, in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?
Yeah.
I guess so.
S2Raging Bender
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!
Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second. He's got a brain slug on his head!
MUThe Masked Unit
[noticing Bender kicking the seat] Pardon me, sir, but you seem to be inadvertently kicking my seat.
[copies something what he's saying] Pardon me, sir, but you seem to be inadvertently...blah, blah, blah...
MUThe Masked Unit
Yes, that's the gist of what I said. Would you mind?
GFGeorge Foreman
As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
RLRich Little (impersonating Howard Cosell)
No argument here.
GFGeorge Foreman
This seems as good a time as any to bring up my new grill for no reason. With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth!
[With a brain-slug attached] Your mission today is to go to the Brain-Slug Planet.
What are we going to do there?
Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
[After finding out that Master Fnog is the trainer of Destructor]
Come on, Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you how to fight like a girl.
[vengefully] I'll put on my tutu...
FFnog
You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher!
I'm going to a movie...with friends!
BBBillionaire Bot
You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces-Processor.
Let's commence preparations for rumbling!
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro-wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Bender, you can't be an Ultimate Robot Fighter. It's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy!
It is?
There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then later the other robot leaves after being declared the winner.
Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonising pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.
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