Leela, I got a plan.
I got a better plan.
S2A Head in the Polls
[last lines]
RNRichard Nixon's Head
[alongside the giant robot's body] Who's kicking around now? [rages across the White House] Knock knock! [smashes the White House into pieces, barging inside]
S2Xmas Story
COConan O'Brien's Head
[fed up of Bender's heckling] Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you'll never have: a soul!
Meh.
COConan O'Brien's Head
And freckles! [Bender bursts into tears]
You, a bobsledder? That I'd like to see!
Listen, you filthy crab! 1,000 years ago, there was a legendary team of Jamaican bobsledders.
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.
A true inspiration for the children.
Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
Lets face it, comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy! Ha ha ha, that's funny.
This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.
I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.
MMan
Excuse me, sir, you're snowboarding off the trail.
Lick my frozen metal ass!
Please let us live! We'll put out milk and cookies for you!
You dare bribe Santa!? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
[the Planet Express crew are relaxing at the ski lodge]
It really puts you in the Christmas mood.
What-mas?
Christmas! You know, X-M-A-S.
Oh, you mean "Xmas"! You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe".
Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
Fry's outside? He's in great danger!
Why?
I'm telling you why! Because Santa Claus is coming to town!
SCSanta Claus Robot
You have all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you.
A pogo stick!
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