Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
FWFree Waterfall Jr.
Pssh! You can't own property, man!
I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
S2The Problem With Popplers
FWFree Waterfall Jr.
The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
[Bender throws a brick at him]
FWFree Waterfall Jr.
Ow!
Okay, we won't eat you.
I'll go get some more bricks.
Tonight on Datenight: Popplers. Eating them. Is it alright to? We have with us the CEO of Fishy Joe's, Mr. "Fishy" Joseph Gilman. Noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall Jr. And the discoverer of Popplers, Captain Turanga Leela.
"Turanga"?
That's her name, Philip.
"Philip"?
My God, they're back! We're doomed!
Doomed!
[Deep inhale] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
I realize this may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again.
Go consummate yourself.
Who wants some dolphin?
Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent!
Not this one. He blew his life savings on lottery tickets.
S2Anthology of Interest I
Will you be my friend?
[Bender holds out his hand.]
[holding his hand out to Fry] Put 'er there, pal. [Fry shakes his hand] I meant, your wallet.
[sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?
[Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]
Gotcha!
Sucker!
Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!
Bite my colossal metal ass!
[sees Dr. Zoidberg wrecking havoc] Hey, I call this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Tell It To The Claw!
Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.
I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I. [closes his eyes and dies]
Ohhh, you've killed me! You've killed me!
Oh God, what have I done?
I just told you! You've killed me!
[The anteaters finish him off. All that is left of him is his skeleton and his lab coat. An anteater coughs up his glasses onto his skull. Planet Express Corridor. Leela stand outside the lounge rubbing her hands.]
Ok, just try to be nonchalant.
[Planet Express: Lounge. Leela walks in whistling nonchalantly.]
Alright, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!
Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things.
There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
You're blackmailing me?
Blackmail is such an ugly word; I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Do you have any gun?
No… AHHHHHHHHHH!
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