Who are you?
Scruffy, the janitor.
I've never seen you before.
And I've never seen you before neither.
Quiet, please.
S2Anthology of Interest I
My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!
That question was less stupid. Though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?
If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. Whatever.
Hey, Stephen Hawking! Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity?
Sure, why not?
Hey, Hawking, your pizza's ready.
Toss it in the garbage. [Outside Panucci's Pizza. Fry locks up for the night and walks into an alley. From alley] There he is. Seize him.
[from alley] Who said that?!
I'm Al Gore, and these are my Vice Presidential Action Rangers, a group of top nerds who sole duty is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum.
I thought your duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
That, and protect the space-time continuum. Read the Constitution!
Greetings! It's a [He rolled the dice] pleasure to meet you!
Not all missions can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. Some day, you'll understand that.
If we don't go back there and make the even happen, the entire universe will be destroyed. And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.
Here, take my +1 mace.
You fool! You foolish fool!
[Fry and the group of nerds find themselves nowhere after destroying the universe]
Great. The entire universe was destroyed.
Destroyed? Then where are we now?
I don't know, but I dang well know where we're not: the universe.
Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.
Anyone wanna play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?
S2War Is the H-Word
This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
HKHenry Kissinger's Head
Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
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