Fine. Can I go now?
The only place you're going is nowhere. You've got some freaky DNA, and I want to see what's in your genes.
[Igner snickers]
Genes with a "G"! [slaps Igner]
S7Leela and the Genestalk
[upon seeing the flying castle]
Whoa! Remember that mural on my cousin's van? It's like it came to life!
I keep telling you, we didn't grow up together.
[Fry and Bender are climbing the tower to rescue Leela. Adam West and Burt Ward appear from one of the windows]
BWBurt Ward
Holy Rapunzel, man-bat! There's a duo here to rescue us!
AWAdam West
How dynamic are they?
BWBurt Ward
Not very.
Go about your business, citizens.
AWAdam West
Well, back to being the subject of gruesome genetic experiments, old chum.
S7Game of Tones
But what are those aliens tryin' to ask us? What do the tones mean?
Isn't it obvious?
Uh... No.
Drat! I was hoping it was.
SSeymour
[holding a martini in his paw] Philip. Have you lost weight?
Fry, you have once more done my people a great service. On my honor, I shall find a way to repay you.
Thanks. But no one can give me what I really want. [mopes]
I can't stand to see him like this. I'll push him off the roof.
The last thing I did was blow my noisemaker sarcastically to underscore my deep disappointment with life.
[Mrs. Fry is sitting on the couch watching the 2000 Rose Bowl. Fry appears.]
Hi, mom.
FMrs. Fry
Hi, Sweetie. You want some crackers and a slice of hat?
No, thanks. Listen, um I never got the chance to talk to you. Do you have a few minutes?
FMrs. Fry
Sure, honey, you're the most important thing in my life once this game is over.
What's the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream?
AAnnouncer
[on TV] And that's it! Wisconsin has defeated Stanford What an occasionally exciting way to start the new millennium!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. I never saw that game. It happened after I got frozen. How can I be dreaming it in such detail?
[Nibbler appears]
Because this isn't your dream. It's your mother's dream.
Whoa, wh-what?
I told you we would reward you. Make it count, my friend.
[Nibbler leaves from the dream. Fry turns to his mother]
Mom? There's so much I need to say. Is it really you?
FMrs. Fry
Yes. I've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. What did you want to tell me?
[Fry doesn't say anything. They smile and embrace each other with tears in her eyes. Cut to Mrs. Fry in bed, tossing and turning. She wakes up and looks at a picture of Fry on the bedside cabinet. She smiles and goes back to sleep]
S7Murder on the Planet Express
Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?!
What?! Me? Bender the robot?!
There's metal flakes on it, and they look like ass flakes.
How dare you accuse me! I would never do something like that to a friend - every single night, while he's sleeping.
[Fry narrows his eyes and stares at Bender, in a manner similar to the Fry meme.]
DMDan McMasters
Hello Planet Express! I'm Dan McMasters, and I'll be your retreat leader for a week of fun and personal empowerment!
[annoyed] I hope you're happy!
Fry. You saved my ass out there.
Aw... I couldn't let anything happen to something that shiny.
It's time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it.
Okay, to see if you're the real Bender, I'm gonna ask you something only he would know. On your last birthday, what gift did I get you?
I don't remember.
Me neither.
Okay, I'll ask you one. What's the square root of 2,345.4?
That's not something I would know.
Oh, yeah. Your turn.
Um, what color is my shirt?
If I were the creature, I could just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
Good point.
I got the steering wheel. Leela and Amy! A winning combination.
Yay, Lamey!
Do something, Fry! [he accidentally breaks Fry's helmet and he begins to suffocate] Not that. Stop dying and fix my gyroscope. [shoves Fry into his compartment]
I don't even know what a gyroscope is. Wait, I have an idea.
[Fry moves around Bender's body and takes it over by wearing him like a suit]
Hey, you got me under control.
Fry and Bender! A winning combination.
Let's call ourselves Frender.
BBoth
[singing] Frender, Frender, Frender! Frender, Frender, Frender! Frender!
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