Hmmmm... Hats with wires on them. Are you sure this is safe?
It's not just safe; it's 40% safe.
S7Near-Death Wish
S731st Century Fox
Fox news, everyone! I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot!
Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago.
If there's anything I know about fox hunting, it's EVERYTHING about it.
[The caged fox is revealed]
What's that weird cat?
You, sir, have been outfoxed! I spent all night on that. It's clever.
It's Bender's middle finger. I'd recognize this anywhere!
Where's the huntmaster?
Remember when you said "Nobody leave." and then turned your head briefly... He left an hour before that.
S7Viva Mars Vegas
[prays] God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but- [A huge bag full of money lands directly in front of him] Okay, okay, I'll shut up!
Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you!
My God! He was so saturated with ink that his entire body structure was polarized!
You mean I'm invisible?
No, no, no, not in any sense of the word. But essentially, yes, entirely.
[in disguise] Hello! I'm prime minister Nelson Okeke of Nigeria. I trust you received my spam e-mail?
So what happens to the hero of our story, Zoidberg? Will I be invisible forever?
No, only until you take a bath and wash off this invisible ink.
[sadly] So, forever.
Hey, Big Lobster
The minute you walked in the joint
I could smell you were a man who was stinkin'
A real big lobster
Fresh shellfish
You give me a rash
Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash
Then let me get right to the point
I don't boil my pot for every crab I see
Hey, rich lobster
Blow... your wad of cash on me.
S7Naturama
SHSalmon Hermes
Still, six of ten alive! That's considered good for our species.
LZLobster Zoidberg
Five out of ten, also nice. [Takes a bit out of Scruffy]
SSSalmon Scruffy
Yep.
SHSalmon Hermes
Oh-ho I'm good! Who wants a piece of me?
LZLobster Zoidberg
I'll try a bite! [Eats Hermes]
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