You don't understand. He was the only one who cared enough to insult me.
I insult you, you fat sack.
Sure, when it's convenient.
S7The Six Million Dollar Mon
[Beats begin]
Zoidberg this makes no sense. Why are you helping him?
And what's with that catchy beat?
I'll tell you, 2, 3, 4.
[singing] I was lonesome for my friend a minute ago
When a happy thought dispelled my woe
And I felt perhaps he'd be a bit less dull
LHLittle Hermes
If I sliced up his Cyborg skull
BBoth
He wants a brain
He wants a robot brain
BBoth
Another brain
Let see if he fells pain
BBoth
A brand new brain
It might drive him insane
BBoth
He wants a brain.
He wants a robot brain
BBoth
wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuu...
Does anybody else find it freaky that Zoidberg is singing harmony with himself?
Oh, loosen up, Amy!
My condolences, LaBarbara. I hope you find some comfort in staring at this throbbing mass of nerve tissue.
S7Fun on a Bun
For once, I thought it might be nice to do something in a social setting! Finally get to know each other. Why, I don't even know half your names! [Points to Fry.] You, boy! What do they call you?
Most folks just call me 'Orange Joe'.
Hey, Elzar! I've just recently started always having dreamt of being a sausage making champion
[singing]
Sausage is great
Sausage is great
Sausage, sausage, sausage
Foolproof and durable; it's designed to withstand the weight of a modern day elephant foot.
[A wooly mammoth tramples them, making Zapp drop the controller, which is crushed by the mammoth's foot, causing the drones to crash and explode.]
I enjoy getting drunk as much as the next fellow, but this sir, is Oktoberfest!
S7Free Will Hunting
Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!
How does a robot join this monk outfit?
AAbBot
Just put on this monk outfit.
I gotta mope things over for a while.
What's happening?
I don't know. I think he's shuffling off sadly in the distance.
Oh lord.
Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Still, to have your own pool!
It's been quite a journey. I dropped out of school, joined a gang, took money from a loan shark, and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.
Mon, you had one hell of a day.
S7Near-Death Wish
Fry, you're so confident and take charge on this trip! It's kind of a turn-on.
Not now, Leela, I'm trying to meet old people!
It's so wonderful to meet the Professor's parents! [to Ned and Velma] Hello, my name is Dr. Zoidberg. I'm very important here.
Hey, Zoidberg! You forgot to empty this trashcan!
[scared] Don't hit me!
Ahem!
Whaaa...? Oh yeah, your award show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it, but I had a very good reason!
Perhaps you'd favor us with it?
Sure, my pleasure. I came down with a searing case of... who gives a crap?! HAHAHAHA!!
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