TV show quotes
If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance of beating Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks and good old Quaker thuggery. [the scene expands to reveal Bender is in the Oval Office with Nixon] And I'm just the guy for the job! [Bender and Nixon laugh evilly]
AROOO!
Look, let's be honest here. No one likes taxes. But they pay for our basic needs. Roads, schools, defense. If we hope to realise our aspirations as a great planet, we must each pay our fair share to achieve those noble goals.
Thank you, Senator. A thoughtful and lucid answer. You will be destroyed!!
This is crazy! You're from the future?
Yes. I was sent back from the year 3028 to prevent Nixon from getting elected.
I was sent forward from the year 2000, but you don't hear me gassing on about it.
Film? Who uses film? We've had digital cameras for a thousand years!
Digital? [spits] No digital camera can capture the warmth and grain o' good, ol' film.
How can you even tell? Your eyes are digital cameras.
[to Zoidberg] I'm back, Crab Dip. Whatcha watchin'?
[to Calculon] Now, your only chance is a classic death scene, one with a lot of thy's and thou's.
Voíla! The tragic end of "Rome-o and Julie-t."
That's Romeo and Juliet, dummy...by Will-I-Am Shakespeare.
Gaze upon this photo of yourself and start squirting out some soul-a-rrhea!
Very well. Morris, Munda, I now pronounce you man and wife. May I kiss the bride?
[Morris punches Zapp in the chest.]
Congratulations.
We're under attack and the wedding's off. Kif, return fire AND the cake.
[panicking] All systems are disabled and you can't return an ice cream cake!!
[Leela gives Fry a long kiss.]
Keep your door unlocked tonight.
But McGruff the Crime Dog says... Oh!
Professor, there's nothing wrong with Nectar. It's all natural.
So are carrots, but you don't see me injecting them between my toes!
[He lights up a carrot and smokes it.]
[Amy and Leela continuously kiss Fry]
Sweet orgy of Georgia! Have you girls gone wild?
With one-sixth gravity, you can work and be lazy at the same time! It's like being a voice actor!
Once again, Eternliax the Immortal, dead, at the age of 26.
Oh, no. No more implants. I don't want to end up a cold, emotionless machine like you.
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