LLLucy Liu
[Inside Bender's compartment] Who are you talking to?
No one, baby. Lucy Liu is the only woman for Bender.
LLLucy Liu
I love y... [Bender closes door on her]
S4Love and Rocket
[voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!
Look, I'm not saying Bender's not great, but have you ever considered that maybe, you know, he's not that great?
[scoffs] You're just jealous. No one loves you 'cause you're tiny and you're made of meat.
S4Less Than Hero
Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Good news anyone! The Swedish robot from Pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered.
Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.
I'm getting a one-day pass for my parents from city hall.
While you're there, can you get me a license to kill?
Sure. Fire arms of bare hands?
Which one does piano wire fall under?
When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
To have parents.
Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!
[Fry and Leela test out their superpowers]
Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!
[faintly, from another room] Screw you!
Ain't got that.
Nope.
We have to keep our secret identities secret!
From everybody?
Especially from everybody!
Give several reasons why.
S4A Taste of Freedom
[While doing a Russian dance] Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!
There's no denying it; the future's crazy. Oh, well. Don't want to stand out.
[Fry joins Zoidberg]
FZFry and Zoidberg
Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!
There's nothing crazy about it! It's just freedom day! [Garbles like crazy]
NSNixon's Head
In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
Anyone who laughs is a communist!
[Old Man Waterfall takes a stand against the Decapodian Mobile Oppression Palace.]
OMOld Man Waterfall
You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
[He is crushed.]
OMOld Man Waterfall
Aagh, my spirit! Urrgh!
Wow! Nude hot-tubbing - that's all I need to hear about Freedom Day!
Then consider the following lecture a bonus.
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