Planet Express Ship quotes from Futurama

Planet Express Ship

I'm afraid I can't do that, Leela.

Bender

Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

Planet Express Ship

Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?!

Bender

Why not indeed?!

Leela

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

Planet Express Ship

I saw you at Elzar's with those two "ladies of the evening." Explain that.

Bender

Okay, I like a challenge. [thinks for a second] Ah! I got it. I'm going to be completely honest with you, Planet Express Ship. Those women you saw me with were my accountants.

Planet Express Ship

Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true. So I will!

Planet Express Ship

Oh, honey, look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?

Bender

Yep, mind-numbingly interesting.

Leela

Look, I'm not saying Bender's not great, but have you ever considered that maybe, you know, he's not that great?

Planet Express Ship

[scoffs] You're just jealous. No one loves you 'cause you're tiny and you're made of meat.