RNRichard Nixon's Head
NIXON'S BACK!!
S2A Head in the Polls
All hail our gargantuan, cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.
Game's over, losers! I have all the money!! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!
The problem with both parties is they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate.
The less fortunate get all the breaks!
You look different. Did you get a haircut?
No! I sold my body.
Sold your body? Oh, Bender, I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.
JJJack Johnson
It's time for someone who has the courage to stand up and say, I'm against those things that everybody hates!
JJJohn Jackson
Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly... I agree with everything he just said!
There's a political debate on! Quick, change the channel!
Hey, that's what Fry said when we turned on the debate.
Leela, I got a plan.
I got a better plan.
[last lines]
RNRichard Nixon's Head
[alongside the giant robot's body] Who's kicking around now? [rages across the White House] Knock knock! [smashes the White House into pieces, barging inside]
S2Xmas Story
COConan O'Brien's Head
[fed up of Bender's heckling] Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you'll never have: a soul!
Meh.
COConan O'Brien's Head
And freckles! [Bender bursts into tears]
You, a bobsledder? That I'd like to see!
Listen, you filthy crab! 1,000 years ago, there was a legendary team of Jamaican bobsledders.
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.
A true inspiration for the children.
Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
Lets face it, comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy! Ha ha ha, that's funny.
This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.
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