Zoidberg quotes from Futurama, page 8 ... TV Quotes Database

Zoidberg

So what happens to the hero of our story, Zoidberg? Will I be invisible forever?

Prof. Farnsworth

No, only until you take a bath and wash off this invisible ink.

Zoidberg

[sadly] So, forever.

S7 Viva Mars Vegas

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[Amy approaches Zoidberg whilst dressed like a marmoset.]

Amy

I'm not sure this marmoset disguise is working...

Zoidberg

I'm not sure either. We better ask Amy!

S7 Fry and Leela's Big Fling

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[Bender is sat looking miserable at the table in the Planet Express employee lounge, whilst Fry, Leela, Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg are sat watching the TV.]

Amy

Bender, come join us, we're watching Rear Window!

Bender

I used to stick my rear out the window...

Zoidberg

If you prefer, we could watch Behind the Music.

Bender

My behind used to make music...

Hermes

Backdraft is on.

Bender

Even my ass wouldn't watch that.

S7 Assie Come Home

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[Bender brings his injured donkey to Zoidberg]

Bender

Can you save him, Doc?

Dr. Zoidberg

If it's something that be cured by a bonesaw. I'll need anaesthetic. Get me a bottle of animal whiskey!

S8 E3 How the West Was 1010001

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DBDung Beetle Shaman

Can I offer anyone some spit? We have flat and sparkling.

Zoidberg

I'll have two of each.

S8 E4 Parasites Regained

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