[prays] God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but- [A huge bag full of money lands directly in front of him] Okay, okay, I'll shut up!
“Viva Mars Vegas” · Season 7
In this episode: Zoidberg (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Hermes Conrad (1)
Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you!
My God! He was so saturated with ink that his entire body structure was polarized!
You mean I'm invisible?
No, no, no, not in any sense of the word. But essentially, yes, entirely.
[in disguise] Hello! I'm prime minister Nelson Okeke of Nigeria. I trust you received my spam e-mail?
So what happens to the hero of our story, Zoidberg? Will I be invisible forever?
No, only until you take a bath and wash off this invisible ink.
[sadly] So, forever.
Hey, Big Lobster
The minute you walked in the joint
I could smell you were a man who was stinkin'
A real big lobster
Fresh shellfish
You give me a rash
Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash
Then let me get right to the point
I don't boil my pot for every crab I see
Hey, rich lobster
Blow... your wad of cash on me.
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