[to DJ] Did you hear Eddie laughing at the dog show today? He just told you today was the best day he's had in a long time. You know, Deej, you can do a lot for a person just by being with them and caring about them.
S5The Volunteer
EEddie
We gotta start taking field trips to this house! In one afternoon, I saw a dog show, a forest ranger and a pregnant man!
NNurse
Eddie. You need a nap.
S5Gotta Dance
Come on, Danny, the kid's got a dream. Let her go for it. Heck, if I was that focused on my music in the 70's, who knows what would have happened.
Yeah. Maybe that would have been you dancing in the "Macho Man" commercials with that headdress.
S5Happy Birthday, Babies (1)
Is it almost time for my party?
You've got two and a half hours still.
How long is that?
Two "Sesame Streets" and a "Mister Rogers".
I'll never make it.
Michelle, you have to know no matter how old you get, you're always gonna be my little princess. Just like Stephanie's always gonna be my little lady bug. And D.J.'s always gonna be my little tennis ball head.
Anybody wanna trade?
Is there something you'd like to say to me?
Michelle, we said Happy Birthday to you at breakfast and everywhere else we say you today.
But I'm 5 years old. This is a very big day.
JRJesse and Rebecca
Happy Birthday, Michelle.
Don't say it if you don't mean it.
JRJesse and Rebecca
Happy Birthday, Michelle!
Why, thank you.
S5Happy Birthday, Babies (2)
This is Comet, my pet stegosaurus.
That's not a stegosaurus! That's a Golden Retriever.
You got a bad attitude.
Rebecca: Danny, what is this?
Danny: Becky, it's your own camera crew. You know Mark and Eppy.
Rebecca: I know who they are. What are they doing in my room?
Danny: Don't you remember when you first announced you were pregnant on Wake Up, San Francisco? You promised all of our viewers that we'd get to see the whole thing on tape.
Rebecca: Yeah. Well, that's when I was thin, my hair was done, and I wasn't sweating.
Danny: That's not sweat. That's a mother's glow.
Oh, honey. I'm so glad you made it on time.
In time for what?
The birth of our babies.
Oh, that's right. You're having my baby. [sings] What a lovely way of saying how much you love me!
Jess, just hold my hand.
Won't your husband Donny be jealous?
Jess, you're my husband.
I got a wife and a baby in the same day. Radical!
S5Nicky and/or Alexander
Wake up San Francisco. Hi I'm Danny Tanner and temporarily filling in for my co-host, Rebecca "Hurry back soon" Donaldson. Is Vicky Larson.
VVicky
Actually it's "Vicky I'm going to be here for four weeks, so get used to it" Larson.
Everybody, we have to be a little sensitive to Becky's feelings. The doctor said she's gonna be a little emotional over the next few days.
It's not my fault. The doctor said it's very common for new mothers to have mood swings. [pauses] Why are you all staring at me?
Danny: Because you were just talking to us.
Oh, well, thank you for listening.
Was that a mood swing?
6.2.
[to Nicky and Alex] You're gonna have the perfect lives, because I'm gonna be the perfect dad. I mean, my dad was great and all, but he made a few mistakes. Like, he always used to bug me about my long hair. But let me tell you something, that's not gonna happen to you guys. You know why? Because you're bald.
S5Bachelor of the Month
My daddy's always leaving me.
How come?
'Cause he's "spatula" of the month.
If you say so.
Michelle, why did you do this?
'Cause I never see you anymore.
Is that because you're the "spatula" of the month?
Eat your dessert, Teddy.
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