This is Comet, my pet stegosaurus.
That's not a stegosaurus! That's a Golden Retriever.
You got a bad attitude.
“Happy Birthday, Babies (2)” · Season 5
In this episode: Jesse Katsopolis (2), Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis (2), Michelle Tanner (1), Teddy (1)
Rebecca: Danny, what is this?
Danny: Becky, it's your own camera crew. You know Mark and Eppy.
Rebecca: I know who they are. What are they doing in my room?
Danny: Don't you remember when you first announced you were pregnant on Wake Up, San Francisco? You promised all of our viewers that we'd get to see the whole thing on tape.
Rebecca: Yeah. Well, that's when I was thin, my hair was done, and I wasn't sweating.
Danny: That's not sweat. That's a mother's glow.
Oh, honey. I'm so glad you made it on time.
In time for what?
The birth of our babies.
Oh, that's right. You're having my baby. [sings] What a lovely way of saying how much you love me!
Jess, just hold my hand.
Won't your husband Donny be jealous?
Jess, you're my husband.
I got a wife and a baby in the same day. Radical!
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