Let's pig out!
Now, now, Michelle, you're not being very polite.
I'm sorry. Let's pig out, please.
S4Shape Up
S4One Last Kiss
[about Carrie] Joseph, you should've seen her. She had the most incredible hypnotic eyes, the face of an angel, the most amazing body.
S4Terror in Tanner Town
You're okay, Mr. Tanner.
Hey. Call me Danny. [hugs Rusty]
You're a real touchy-feely sorta guy, aren't you, Danny?
You'll get used to it.
[to Rusty] Pranks are one thing, but when you mess with a man's shampoo, you're messing with the man.
Okay, guys, listen up. I like Cindy a lot, and she and I really hit it off, so no pressure, but I just want today to be the best day she's ever had.
So let her in.
S4Secret Admirer
CCindy
Hi, Steph. Uh, your dad wants some air freshener.
In the backyard?
CCindy
Yeah, he says the backyard doesn't smell woodsy enough.
CComet
[in his mind] Gee, I hope somebody drops a hamburger.
S4Danny in Charge
[to Michelle] First, I'm gonna take you to preschool. And then I'm going to go to work, and then do the marketing, clean the house, send Kathy Santoni a get-well card, and still have time to put a hot dinner on the table. Impossible, you say? For the average father, yes. But not for me, because I am Super Dad!
S4Happy New Year
[surprised after seeing Stephanie kiss Rusty wildly] Whoa! Stephanie, where'd you learn to do that? [scene shows DJ kissing Ricky]
Well, you can't miss the big party down at the station.
Why? Is... uh, Danny gonna be "Baby New Year" again?
Not after that wicked diaper rash I got last year.
S4Working Girl
[to Stephanie] May I have that cupcake, please?
No, you may not.
But I was polite, and I said please.
I was polite, too. I said, "no, you may not."
[takes off her badge] Guess what? Politeness Week is over! [grabs Stephanie's cupcake and runs off]
How rude! [chases after Michelle]
S4Stephanie Gets Framed
Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt.
Oh, well, thank you.
You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool. (starts to slowly bounce) That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go. (starts walking) And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that?
Very inspiring. (tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sideways on his toes bouncing highly)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close.
Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should try it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation.
Oh, really? Like this? (sticks elbow out)
Yeah. (Jesse starts to walk) You're doing fine!
You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better.
Yeah.
It's very - WHAT AM I DOING?
Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share life stories. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And -
Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.
Thanks! [enters the kitchen] Oh, ladies?
[he, D.J., and Julie shout inside the kitchen]
S4A Fish Called Martin
(getting ready to square dance) I hate to get technical but we formed a triangle.
It will be much more square when my parents get here.
You ain't kidding.
What?
Oh, I said... I'll do your bidding.
That's all I ask.
S4The Wedding (1)
[as he gets stuck in a tree after skydiving] Help! Help! Becky, I'm coming! Don't marry Joey!!
[to Joey] You took him skydiving?! Well, where is he? What if something happened to him?!
Don't worry. He said if anything happens, I should marry you myself.
Mom! [cries in her mother's arms]
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