Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt.
Oh, well, thank you.
You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool. (starts to slowly bounce) That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go. (starts walking) And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that?
Very inspiring. (tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sideways on his toes bouncing highly)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close.
Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should try it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation.
Oh, really? Like this? (sticks elbow out)
Yeah. (Jesse starts to walk) You're doing fine!
You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better.
Yeah.
It's very - WHAT AM I DOING?
Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share life stories. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And -
Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.
Thanks! [enters the kitchen] Oh, ladies?
[he, D.J., and Julie shout inside the kitchen]
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