Full House · Season 3
D.J., what are you doing dancing with Elliott? You should be dancing with Kevin Guin.
I would, but Kevin didn't ask me.
Then ask him. It's very simple, watch. (Turns to Bitterman) Hey, Bitterman, you wanna dance?
Sure, why not?
Maybe later. I'm busy.
Jake & Kimmy (after they kiss): Whoa, baby!
Joey broke Stephanie's nose.
[to Joey] You broke Stephanie's nose?!
(Danny, Jesse and Joey look into the future and see that Stephanie, DJ and Michelle are adults and still living at home)
(Walks in) Hola, Tanneritos!
Kimmy Gibbler! Oh, my God!
Eat your hearts out, boys. (Smirks) Too bad you weren't nicer to me when I was a kid.
(afterwards)
And we all lived miserably ever after.
That was so depressing.
Yeah. Can you imagine the girls still living here?
No, not that - my hair.
(when there was a car in the kitchen)
Hello, Michelle.
There's a car in the kitchen!
(trying to play innocent) There is? (cut to the damage) Oh, there is. Did you see how it got here?
No.
Good. I'm in the clear... until Joey gets home and tells Dad how he left me alone with the car. Then I'm dead meat.
You got it, dude.
(DJ and Kimmy enter the kitchen and see the damage)
WHOA BABY!!
There's a car in the kitchen!
I told you so.
Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
Yes, I do!
How?
Through the window!
Have mercy! There's a... The-there's...
There's a car in the kitchen.
Thank you. How'd a car get in the kitchen?
Through the window.
Everybody okay?
Yeah, we're all fine.
(offscreen) Hello?
But I don't think Dad is gonna be fine.
Well, alright. We have to break this to him very gently, okay?
(offscreen) Hey, where is everybody?
In your new garage.
We'll be right back. Stall Dad.
Good face, Dad.
Is everybody alright? Where's Stephanie?
We're all fine. Stephanie's at dance class.
Look at this house! Look at this kitchen! Look at this mess! I just waxed the floor! Where's my best friend Joey?
Dad, let me get one more picture of you.
This is a very serious matter!
That's okay, you don't have to smile.
You're in big trouble, mister!
Joey, are you okay? You had us worried sick!
Danny, I'm fine.
In that case, you're in big trouble, mister!
Are you upset because I took the last ice cube and didn't refill the tray?
Something like that.
MY CAR! Rosie! This is my punishment for not filling the ice cube tray?!
Are you saying you didn't know about this?
If I did, don't you think I would've bought a bigger jar of touch-up paint? Danny, when I left, Stephanie was watching my car. What the heck happened?
(enters the kitchen with Stephanie) Well, here's somebody who knows what the heck happened.
I was taking a make-believe drive through the country, and I wanted to play the radio. So I turned the key, and the next thing I knew, I was in the kitchen.
I should've never left those keys in the ignition.
It's not your fault, Joey. I had no business being in your new car! It was perfect!
Well, almost. The radio didn't work.
Now he tells me.
I dro--- I dro--- I dro---
You dropped something? Did something break? What did you break?
You name it, I broke it.
I sorta drove Joey's car into the kitchen.
You're the one who drove Joey's...? Steph, you can't even drive!
You're telling me.
No wonder you're moving to Mexico.
My turn to drive the car.
You know the rules, Michelle. Nobody gets to drive 'til they're 8 years old.
Don't cry. Be a big boy.
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