Kimmy quotes from Full House

Kimmy

What's wrong with you people? How can you get this house any cleaner? It's already the cleanest house in America.

Kimmy

[attempts to get mistletoe kisses] Come on, don't be shy.

Kimmy

Miles, you animal!

Kimmy

D.J., what are you doing dancing with Elliott? You should be dancing with Kevin Guin.

D.J.

I would, but Kevin didn't ask me.

Kimmy

Then ask him. It's very simple, watch. (Turns to Bitterman) Hey, Bitterman, you wanna dance?

Sure, why not?

Kimmy

Maybe later. I'm busy.

(Walks in) Hola, Tanneritos!

Jesse

Kimmy Gibbler! Oh, my God!

Eat your hearts out, boys. (Smirks) Too bad you weren't nicer to me when I was a kid.

Danny

And we all lived miserably ever after.

Jesse

That was so depressing.

Joey

Yeah. Can you imagine the girls still living here?

Jesse

No, not that - my hair.

WHOA BABY!!

DJ

There's a car in the kitchen!

I told you so.

DJ

Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?

Yes, I do!

DJ

How?

Through the window!

Jesse

Have mercy! There's a... The-there's...

There's a car in the kitchen.

Jesse

Thank you. How'd a car get in the kitchen?

Through the window.

Jesse

Everybody okay?

DJ

Yeah, we're all fine.

Danny

(offscreen) Hello?

DJ

But I don't think Dad is gonna be fine.

Jesse

Well, alright. We have to break this to him very gently, okay?

Danny

(offscreen) Hey, where is everybody?

Kimmy

In your new garage.

DJ

We'll be right back. Stall Dad.

DJ

Uncle Jesse, I didn't do anything.

Jesse

Oh, yeah? Then what's this?

DJ

It's beer, but--

Jesse

(interrupts her) Oh, you gonna tell me you weren't drinking it? I can smell it all over you!

DJ

Those guys were the ones drinking. I was trying to stop them.

Jesse

Alright! Save it! (throws it in the trash) I saw the whole thing. Come on, you're going home!

DJ

Uncle Jesse!

Kimmy

(noticing the confrontation) DJ, where are you going?

Jesse

Home. She doesn't feel well!

Kimmy

(as her best friend comes in) DJ, you missed everything! Kevin and Paul and Sam got caught drinking. They're gonna be suspended from school.

DJ

I hate to say it, but they deserve it. Your mom's waiting outside. I have to find Kevin.

Kimmy

(points to him sitting in a chair) He's over there waiting for his parents. You better talk to him now. You may not see him for a long time.

Kevin

(drunk) Hi.

DJ

Hi. You and I have to talk. My family thinks I was drinking.

Kevin

(drunk) Oh, man.

DJ

You gotta tell my dad I'm innocent. Why did you have to go and drink anyway?

Kevin

(drunk) Those guys said it would loosen me up. I thought you'd have more fun with me.

DJ

Well, I didn't have fun with you tonight. I had fun with the old Kevin.

Daddy's a girl.

Stephanie

No, he's a woman.

Kimmy

An ugly woman.

Kimmy

Where's Tommy Page? Tell him his love slave is ready to fulfill his every wish.

Danny

D.J., why did you tell Kimmy?

D.J.

Because I tell Kimmy everything.

Danny

Okay, then tell her to go home.

Stephanie

Kimmy, you're so dumb you don't even know how dumb you are.

Kimmy

You're the one who's dumb. Capital D-U-M!

D.J.

Kimmy, there's a "B".

Kimmy

Where?!

Kimmy

Please, Deej. I can't conjugate any more Spanish. It's after midnight. Can't we go to sleep?

D.J.

En Espanol.

Kimmy

El sleepo, beggo, pleaso.