(when there was a car in the kitchen)
Hello, Michelle.
There's a car in the kitchen!
(trying to play innocent) There is? (cut to the damage) Oh, there is. Did you see how it got here?
No.
Good. I'm in the clear... until Joey gets home and tells Dad how he left me alone with the car. Then I'm dead meat.
You got it, dude.
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