[alarm clock goes off] What time is it?
It's 3:47. I was born on this day at exactly 3:48.
You have an excellent memory.
(gets out of bed and looks at watch) 3, 2, 1, yes. (looks in mirror) I am now officially a teenager.
Well, pin a rose on your nose!
I gotta rest up for my party tonight. Oh, and don't forget, you're not invited.
I liked you better when you were a kid.
Well, those days are over. You are now sharing a room with a sophisticated, mature young woman. (gets into bed) I'M 13! (bounces in bed)
D.J., what are you doing dancing with Elliott? You should be dancing with Kevin Guin.
I would, but Kevin didn't ask me.
Then ask him. It's very simple, watch. (Turns to Bitterman) Hey, Bitterman, you wanna dance?
BBitterman
Sure, why not?
Jake & Kimmy (after they kiss): Whoa, baby!
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