I got a great cake.
Did ya get the triple chocolate with pink frosting in the shape of a clown's face with a big cherry-red nose? Did ya, did ya, DID YA?
Yes, Joey. Look at this. [shows Joey the cake]
Yes!
S3 E10The Greatest Birthday on Earth
S3 E12Joey & Stacy and... Oh, Yeah, Jesse
[Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
Ay chihuahua?
I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
S3 E14Misadventures in Baby-Sitting
BBrian
Oh no! Not Kimmy Gobbler!
[to Steve, who is smoking heavily] You, sir, are a chimney!
S3 E16Bye Bye, Birdie
Hi, Dave, you're a pretty bird!
PMiss Petrie
Ready for a story boys and girls?
Come on, it's story time!
Miss Petrie, Dave flew out the window, Michelle did it.
PMiss Petrie
Well, it was just an accident, I'm sure Michelle didn't mean to do it.
I'm sorry, I'm a bad girl!
A very bad girl!
I'm a very bad girl!
S3 E1713 Candles
[alarm clock goes off] What time is it?
It's 3:47. I was born on this day at exactly 3:48.
You have an excellent memory.
(gets out of bed and looks at watch) 3, 2, 1, yes. (looks in mirror) I am now officially a teenager.
Well, pin a rose on your nose!
I gotta rest up for my party tonight. Oh, and don't forget, you're not invited.
I liked you better when you were a kid.
Well, those days are over. You are now sharing a room with a sophisticated, mature young woman. (gets into bed) I'M 13! (bounces in bed)
D.J., what are you doing dancing with Elliott? You should be dancing with Kevin Guin.
I would, but Kevin didn't ask me.
Then ask him. It's very simple, watch. (Turns to Bitterman) Hey, Bitterman, you wanna dance?
BBitterman
Sure, why not?
Maybe later. I'm busy.
Jake & Kimmy (after they kiss): Whoa, baby!
S3 E18Mr. Egghead
Joey broke Stephanie's nose.
[to Joey] You broke Stephanie's nose?!
S3 E19Those Better Not Be Those Days
(Danny, Jesse and Joey look into the future and see that Stephanie, DJ and Michelle are adults and still living at home)
AKAdult Kimmy
(Walks in) Hola, Tanneritos!
Kimmy Gibbler! Oh, my God!
AKAdult Kimmy
Eat your hearts out, boys. (Smirks) Too bad you weren't nicer to me when I was a kid.
(afterwards)
And we all lived miserably ever after.
That was so depressing.
Yeah. Can you imagine the girls still living here?
No, not that - my hair.
S3 E20Honey, I Broke The House
(when there was a car in the kitchen)
Hello, Michelle.
There's a car in the kitchen!
(trying to play innocent) There is? (cut to the damage) Oh, there is. Did you see how it got here?
No.
Good. I'm in the clear... until Joey gets home and tells Dad how he left me alone with the car. Then I'm dead meat.
You got it, dude.
(DJ and Kimmy enter the kitchen and see the damage)
DKDJ & Kimmy
WHOA BABY!!
There's a car in the kitchen!
I told you so.
Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
Yes, I do!
How?
Through the window!
Have mercy! There's a... The-there's...
There's a car in the kitchen.
Thank you. How'd a car get in the kitchen?
DKDJ & Kimmy
Through the window.
Everybody okay?
Yeah, we're all fine.
(offscreen) Hello?
But I don't think Dad is gonna be fine.
Well, alright. We have to break this to him very gently, okay?
(offscreen) Hey, where is everybody?
In your new garage.
We'll be right back. Stall Dad.
Good face, Dad.
Is everybody alright? Where's Stephanie?
We're all fine. Stephanie's at dance class.
Look at this house! Look at this kitchen! Look at this mess! I just waxed the floor! Where's my best friend Joey?
Dad, let me get one more picture of you.
This is a very serious matter!
That's okay, you don't have to smile.
You're in big trouble, mister!
Joey, are you okay? You had us worried sick!
Danny, I'm fine.
In that case, you're in big trouble, mister!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Full House pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.