A character in Frisky Dingo
Killface
Frisky Dingo · 252 quotes
Most-quoted character in Frisky Dingo: in 119 of its 252 quotes
Most scenes with: Xander Crews (45), Dottie (11), Barnaby Jones (10)
[looking at fax machine]
Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.
Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hocking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! [Pause] And pretty.
Sir, don't you think it's kind of weird how the prize money for this thing is exactly the amount we need to finish the Annihilatrix?
No, I think it's weird that you question me every...time there's a...thing.
Sinn, meet Mr Watley. But don't get too friendly. I'm afraid he's one of our competitors.
Charmed
[the two stare deeply in each other's eyes]
[strains as a plopping sound is heard]
Did you just... lay a clutch of eggs?
Well, I gotta go. You should get those in some sand. [runs off embarassed]
That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.
Ca-at Par-taay...
Don't freak out. I'm turning it off.
Oh, my God. Is that "Cat Party"?
Yeah, the ringtone?
Here, put it on mine, please.
Has it got Bluetube on it?
No, you big, sloppy man. I just want "Cat Party."
No, Bluetube is-
Tell him to give me "Cat Party" or it's going to be talon party. At your face's house.
You didn't kill the taxi driver?
You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now.
I don't think he's Arab.
No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino.
Well then. [Shoots the taxi driver] London calling.
Oh my God! Yes! THAT is exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a phenomenal interview. Hi. Grace Ryan, Force 10 News.
And you must be Killface. What am I saying? Of course you're not Killface, not with a face like that; no one in their right mind would think to call you...I'm Killface...if anybody is.
Xander Crews, I demand a ransom of twelve billion dollars...
Oh, terrific.
...for you.
[Two X-tacles drop down, guns pointed at Killface]
He's not paying you a dime, Killface.
Yeah!
[Third X-tacle drops down and points gun at Xander]
Cause dead men don't pay ransom.
No!
I'm going to start freaking out now
Grace!
Mi amor!
Lovely newslady!
This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling helplessly from high atop the Annihilatrix, my microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop into...what appear to be drums full of super-intelligent radioactive-waste-covered ants.
[whispering] Oh God, please fall.
...Oh my God she fell...
...awesome
Fetch the minivan. We're off to murder that wretch Xander Crews.
Don't you dare hurt him!
Sire, Phil has cancer.
First of all, he's obviously not that into you.
[Grace gasps]
Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.
Phil, grappling with the cold reality of death, has no pithy rejoinder.
Oh my God, Xander, where are you?
Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's laughing his fat face off.
[Aboard the Xcalibur, Xander is tied to a chair getting punched by the Xtacles]
Who's laughing now, Crews?
I wasn't laughing before. [Punch]]
I'm gonna punch him so friggin' hard.
I'm gonna smash his face in!
I'm gonna blow him. [Everybody looks at him] UP! Wh... [Walks off] Queers!
[After Simon has broken yet another cereal bowl]
I mean it's every morning.
[Appearing from nowhere] Yeah, you gotta establish some boundaries.
[Pause]
[Coldly] Eager to know why you're here.
[sitar Music Plays]
Ohn-Naa. Ohn-Naa.
No no no no! Stop that! Stop that Mantra!
Oh Hi, and a blessed day to you.
[annoyed] mm?
[Optimistic] Mm!
mm?
Mm! Ohn-Naa.
[Killface shoots through Phil's Speakers, ending the Sitar Music]
Get the hell out of Here!
Mm, I can't. Lorraine kicked me out when she found out I had cancer.
That fat slag!
Enh!
Surely this town has a Y, Philip?
No, I'm getting a pretty nice Healing Vibe here. Good for my Chakra.
No, No, Cancer's a bad influence on Simon! Worse than Sinn and that Prawn and...whatever happend to Val?
[The eyes of Mrs Killface's Portrait slide back, revealing Valerie's eyes, looking shifty; the original eyes are replaced.]
Anyway, get your candles and your, white cells or whatever and just pop on down to the Y, hm?
Ohmmmmy lawyers say the Annihilatrix caused my cancer.
What lawyers?
It's all here in the lawsuit.
My God, the stones on you.
When I get back from the bowl store, I want this apartment to be a crab-and-cancer-free zone.
Arthur can't be moved. I think his ribs are all smashed up inside.
Well my foot hurts, so we're even
Phil, what does that look like?
You know, from here it looks like ants are robbing that bank.
Well, from here it looks like my financial worries are behind me. [He picks up a gold bar carried by an ant] Come over here, you have pockets.
Better call my lawyer. This might be an attachable asset.
No, don't call them.
Unhand it or suffer my wrath.
Now see here, woman. If anyone's wrath is going to be suffered, it's mine.
It's not wise to antagonize Antagone!
I'm sorry, Auntie who?
Antagone!
Was "Betty Bug Lady" already taken?
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