I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die!
[Phoebe stares at him angrily.]
But you're not gonna die... I mean... you -- you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today... I wish I was dead.
S6 E15The One That Could Have Been, Part 1
S6 E16The One That Could Have Been, Part 2
Chandler [imitating Roger]: "Here's some little-known facts about couscous: they didn't add the second cous until 1979."
Sorry your husband cheated on you.
And I'm sorry your wife is gay. I guess women ain't that great either, huh?
Try telling my wife that.
[singing]: It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see,
One of them won 't do it but the second will set you free. Tell all your hate and anger, It's time to say goodbye. And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I worked for die!
S6 E17The One with Unagi
I studied ka-ra-te for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Isn't that a kind of sushi?
No, it's a concep--
Yeah, it is, it is. It's freshwater eel.
Okay, maybe it means that, too.
Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.
You mean, in case someone's trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?
Now, we can kick anybody's ass!
Yeah!
After one class? I don't think so.
What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!
Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Isn't that a kind of sushi?
No, it's a concept.
Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.
All right, maybe it means that too.
Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!
I used to get medical experiments done on me all the time!
Ah, finally: an explanation.
S6 E18The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Ah, "Hotties of the Paleontology Department." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?
Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
[mockingly] Yeah. So, Tuesday?
Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, think of it like this: the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?
Thank you.
[One of Ross's students wrote a flirtatious evaluation of his class]
So, who is she?
I don't know. The evaluations were anonymous.
Well, do you still have their final exams?
Yeah.
Well, it's simple. You take the final exams and the evaluations, you see whose handwriting matches, and boom. You got your admirer.
A hot chick is at stake and suddenly he's Rain Man.
Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna switch. Please, come on, I can throw wet paper towels here.
No, but at Monica's you can eat cookies over the sink.
S6 E19The One with Joey's Fridge
You don't look good, Joe.
The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes. Oh, and what was in that brown jar?
That's still in there?
Not any more. By the way, you owe me $400.
Is this a service you're providing me?
[Phoebe shows what her guy has for Rachel]:
And he has one of these. [Phoebe imitates a chin dimple]
A face ass?
Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll Ups?
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