Ah, "Hotties of the Paleontology Department." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?
“The One Where Ross Dates a Student” · Season 6, Episode 18
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Joey Tribbiani (2), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
[mockingly] Yeah. So, Tuesday?
Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, think of it like this: the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?
Thank you.
[One of Ross's students wrote a flirtatious evaluation of his class]
So, who is she?
I don't know. The evaluations were anonymous.
Well, do you still have their final exams?
Yeah.
Well, it's simple. You take the final exams and the evaluations, you see whose handwriting matches, and boom. You got your admirer.
A hot chick is at stake and suddenly he's Rain Man.
Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna switch. Please, come on, I can throw wet paper towels here.
No, but at Monica's you can eat cookies over the sink.
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