[to Ross] You bought your sheets at a flea market? Come on, Ross, you gotta loosen the pursestrings a little!
S6 E11The One with the Apothecary Table
OK, fine! I'll just tell Phoebe it's an antique apothecary table, she doesn't have to know where it came from. Oh, look at this! Little drawers! Oh look, look, it says that it holds... three hundred CDs!
Ahhh, just like the apothecary tables of yore.
[to Janine] You know, you're not so quiet yourself, missy!
[to Janine] And I'm blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it! [in a bad Australian accent] "Oh, Chandler, I just lost myself in the movement!"
You know what I think?... She's weird. It's because she's a twin. Twins are weird.
Ross, she is not weird. She just likes her stuff to be one-of-a-kind.
You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin!
S6 E12The One with the Joke
I didn't know Playboy prints jokes.
Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It's not just about the pictures!
It didn't work on Mom. It's not going to work on us.
[Joey walks in]
Hey, Joey, look -- Playboy printed my joke!
[Joey reads it and makes a slight chuckle] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jokes? But... You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
[handing Joey the bill] Here you go.
Ah, Gunther, I can't pay for this right now because I'm not working, so I've had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, paying for stuff.
Well, if you want, you can work here.
Uh, I don't know. You see, it's just, see I was a regular on a soap opera you know? And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I'd have to wait on all my friends.
Okay, but the money's good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.
What?!
Flexible hours.
S6 E13The One with Rachel's Sister
Altogether, It's $12.75 .
This coming from the man who couldn't split our $80 phone bill in half.
[Rachel Introducing her sister to everyone.]
That's Joey.
How you doin ?
DON'T !!!!!
Honey ! What did you do that bad that make dad cut you off ?
JJill
Okay.. I bought a boat.
You bought a boat ?
JJill
Yeah. It wasn't for me. It was for a friend.
Boy ! Did we make friends with wrong sister ?
Seriously, Rachel's not gonna think it's a good idea.
JJill
So who made her Queen of the World ?
I would love that Job .
S6 E14The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
I can't believe Ross went out with Rachel's sister! When Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for ten years.
That was, like, five years ago.
Yeah, you got five years left!
Joey --
You wanna make it six?
[While watching Phoebe's porn video]
You sick bastards.
It's a tattoo. That's weird, Pheebs...wait, that's Ursula! That's not Phoebe, that's Ursula!
[Joey turns to watch the tape.]
Wait! Wait! Then I can watch that. Rewind it! Rewind it!
[Phoebe arrives.]
Hey, what's up? Oh, my...! What am I doing?!
[In reference to Phoebe doing porn.]
Well, I guess it makes sense, you know, having such a terrible childhood.
I had a terrible childhood and I don't do porn.
Yes, but you're dead inside.
FFan
That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
[laughs] I don't think so.
FFan
No, it was. She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of a Labia. And I got her autograph. The guys at the comic book store aren't gonna believe this. [leaves]
[goes to the counter] Hey, Gunther, don't let that guy in here anymore. He said Phoebe's a porn star.
Well, I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good. You should check out Inspect Her Gadget.
S6 E15The One That Could Have Been, Part 1
Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
?
Joey
[Looking at Ross] What is the matter with you?!
No, Barry and Mindy.
?
Joey
Oh, sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross.
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