Monica's pregnant!
Oh, my...! Is that why you guys had to get married?
Guys! I'm not pregnant.
Ah. [To Chandler] Slow swimmers?
S8 E1The One after I Do
[Chandler and Ross looking for camera's, Ross walks over to table]
Did you find them yet?
[Chandler pops out from under the table]
[sarcastically] Yeah, that's why I'm under here, celebrating.
MMona
There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Tell me about it. I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.
S8 E2The One with the Red Sweater
[Rachel and Phoebe are checking out of a hotel.]
Listen -- y'know what, sir? For the last time, I don't care what the computer says. We did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
[arriving] Hey!
Oh! Joey, were you in our room last night?
No. [Phoebe gives the bill to Joey. Joey turns to the concierge.] I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill!
I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
S8 E3The One Where Rachel Tells...
That is brand new information!!
Well, yeah, I think we should get married.
Why? Because that's your answer to everything?
Come on, I mean, you don't even like eating alone. How are you gonna raise a baby on your own?
I DO SO eat alone!
When?
When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
I don't know why you don't just admit it.
Oh, please! You inhale your food!
I grew up with Monica! You didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
[Talking to Monica over the phone because he and Phoebe mistakenly broke down Monica and Chandler's apartment door ] Hey Monica, Phoebe and I smelt gas coming from your apartment.
Oh, my...! [looks at Chandler] Joey smells gas
What else is new?
[to joey on the phone] well yo have to get in there
Yeah but you took away our keys, would it be okay if we say, broke your door down.
Yes! Yes! Just get in, break the door down whatever!
Okay, we'll do that. [Gives thumbs up sign to Phoebe]
[Arriving to the honeymoon hotel with Chandler and seeing that the honeymoon couple who got first class seats on the plane now get the honeymoon suite] No! No! No! You cannot do this to us again!
MMan
Who are you?
We're you 10 seconds later!
Everyone gives you special treatment because your on your honeymoon!The first class tickets, the honeymoon suite! No one cares that we're on our honeymoon!
GGirl
Well take the suite if you want. [Hands them the keys] We don't need the stuff.
MMan
We just wanna be together, were in love.
Awwww... Well we need the stuff!
S8 E4The One with the Videotape
So, how was the honeymoon?
Oh, so much fun. But the best part is we met this incredible couple on the flight back.
That was the best part? [To Chandler] Good honeymooning, Tiger.
I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex wise...
oh, for like , months ?
Five to be.. Lying.. Six...
Six ? That's rough..
It's not all bad, I'm learning to appreciate the small things like the sound of a bird and like the colour of the sky .
The sky's blue, Ross, and I had sex last night...
How did the date go ?
Great ! I'm across the street, having sex right now !!!
Did you do it on our invitations?
Not on the ones we sent out.
Oh, so, just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed?
Okay, in about ten seconds, you're gonna see him kiss me.
And in about five seconds, you're gonna see why.
[on video] Ross, did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
[The other four are shocked, especially Joey]
Okay, get ready to see some begging.
Oh, you came on to Ross.
What?
Now I'm so happy.
What are you talking about?
You used the Europe story.
That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex!
How do you know about that story?!
How do you know about that story?!
I heard it from my friend Irene, who heard it from some guy.
[raising hand] Some guy!
No, no. She told that his name was Ken Adams.
[again] Ken Adams!
S8 E5The One with Rachel's Date
Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight: I'm a recovering alcoholic, I'm a Mormon, Or I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk?
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