Now, we can kick anybody's ass!
Yeah!
After one class? I don't think so.
What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!
Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Isn't that a kind of sushi?
No, it's a concept.
Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.
All right, maybe it means that too.
Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Friends quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Friends pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.